Posted 06 January 2008 - 03:40 PM
Tanny:
Dear:
[_] Inferior being
[_] Troll
[_] n00blet
[X] Ye who has incurred my wrath
[_] Person with the grammar of a chimpanzee
[_] Other (Please specify)
You are being flamed because:
[_] You exist
[_] You posted a Religious Thread
[_] You posted an accusation with no proof
[_] You posted a thread containing 1337 talk
[_] You posted a me > u thread
[_] You broke our Captain Planet summons
[_] You posted a worthless thread
[X] You continued a long, stupid thread
[_] You committed crimes against pork biproducts
[_] You posted a "YOU ALL SUCK" message
[_] You haven't read the TOS
[_] You made baby Jesus cry
[_] You don't know which board to post in
[_] You just plain suck
[_] You posted false information
[_] You posted something totally uninteresting
[_] You double posted
[_] You killed a kitten
[_] You're spamming MY thread
[_] YOU POSTED A MESSAGE ALL WRITTEN IN CAPS
[_] You posted racist crap
[_] I don't like your tone of voice
[_] You are not civilized enough to post in these forums
[_] Yuo mispeled evry sengle wurd.
[_] Your parents are related
[_] You and your wife are related
[_] You dated my sister
[_] You dated my brother
[_] You made love to my dog
[_] You insulted the power of Fwee
[_] You're breathing too much of my oxygen
[_] Other (Please specify)
In Punishment, You Must:
[_] Give up your new user account
[_] Shut up and get the hell out
[_] Jump into a bathtub while holding your monitor
[_] Actually post something relevant
[_] Watch Teletubbies
[_] Read the ****ing TOS
[_] Read the ****ing TOS again
[_] Call Bush and inform him he sucks
[_] Call Chuck Norris and inform him he sucks
[_] Make love to Ralph Nader
[_] Lick a frozen telephone pole
[_] Go to your room with no supper
[X] Apologize to everybody on this forum
[_] Go stand in the middle of a Highway
[_] Recite the Greek alphabet backwards
[_] Take a bath in bleach
[_] Drink out of a spitoon
[_] Eat my {expletive antidisestablishmentarianized by Cspace}
[_] Grind a rail on your sack
[_] All of the above
[_] Other (Please specify)
In Closing, I'd Like to Say:
[_] Fwee
[_] 1 R 1337
[_] lolpwnt
[_] GG no re
[_] Bite me
[_] Get a life
[_] Me > u
[X] Never post again
[_] I pity your dog
[_] NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION
[_] n00b
[_] Go to hell
[_] Your IQ must be 7
[_] Take your **** somewhere else
[_] shut up and get the hell out
[_] Learn to post or get the hell out
[_] Go jump into some industrial equipment
[_] kthxbai
[_] All of the above
[_] Other (Please specify)
Signed:
[_] The commitee for a dumbass-free GFAQs.
[_] The Spanish Inquisition
[_] Your mom
[_] Your worst nightmare
[X] Your cat
[_] Me, stupid
[_] Other (Please specify)