[Yevgeny Borisovitch Volgin]

As a representative of The "WTF" Pastafarian Cult, we demand you to join us in the name of The Flying Spaghetti Monster.

If you join us, you will get these benefits:

• Be able to worship a flying piece of spaghetti for the first time

Err... wait. That's really it. Damn.

Anyway, our goal is to convert as many people as possible to the sacred art of Pastafarianism. Oh, and to combat Global Warming by becoming pirates. Arr.

IF YOU DON'T JOIN US, YOU WILL FORFEIT THE RIGHT TO LIVE.

Have a nice day.

-Wyvern, Gaming Pirate

[miaka5]