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Is it just me? A new class of Joke

#1 ${lang:macro__useroffline}$ Joe King

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Post icon Posted 04 June 2008 - 03:17 AM

Hi all,

I'm new here. Sorry I'm late, but I came all the way from Australia and my boat wouldn't start.

Hows about a new class of joke: 'Is it just me' jokes.

Is it just me, or is there a hole in your undies where your old fella keeps popping out?

Is it just me, or did you fart too?

Is it just you, or am I hot?

Is it just me, or can anybody else think of a couple?

Cheers, Joe King

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#2 ${lang:macro__useroffline}$ Jake

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Posted 04 June 2008 - 04:29 AM

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#3 ${lang:macro__useroffline}$ Ratty

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Posted 04 June 2008 - 07:17 AM

Those jokes were funny!

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NOT!

Welcome to the forums.

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#4 ${lang:macro__useroffline}$ Charlie

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Posted 04 June 2008 - 02:10 PM

Hehe, welcome to the forums

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#5 ${lang:macro__useroffline}$ x..

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Posted 04 June 2008 - 02:55 PM

QUOTE (Ratty @ Jun 4 2008, 08:17 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

Those jokes were funny!

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NOT!

Welcome to the forums.

Welcome tho

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#6 ${lang:macro__useroffline}$ Skyone

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Posted 04 June 2008 - 03:39 PM

We have enough Aussies already...(just kidding)

Anyways, welcome to our forums.

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#7 ${lang:macro__useroffline}$ Jakethecheesepuff

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Posted 05 June 2008 - 05:59 PM

QUOTE (-Jordan @ Jun 4 2008, 03:55 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

QUOTE (Ratty @ Jun 4 2008, 08:17 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

Those jokes were funny!

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NOT!

Won't you stay for brunch?

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#8 ${lang:macro__useroffline}$ Atilla

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Posted 09 June 2008 - 02:05 AM

Is it just me, or were those jokes really unfunny?

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<b>(='.'=)</b> This is Bunny. Put him in your signature and help
<b>(")_(")</b> him on his way to world domination.

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#9 ${lang:macro__useroffline}$ Ratty

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Posted 09 June 2008 - 04:09 AM

QUOTE (Atilla @ Jun 9 2008, 12:05 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

Is it just me, or were those jokes really unfunny?

pfft, couldn't you tell? He was Joe-king.

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#10 ${lang:macro__useroffline}$ x..

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Posted 09 June 2008 - 02:58 PM

QUOTE (Ratty @ Jun 9 2008, 05:09 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

QUOTE (Atilla @ Jun 9 2008, 12:05 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

Is it just me, or were those jokes really unfunny?

pfft, couldn't you tell? He was Joe-king.

Lol.

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#11 ${lang:macro__useroffline}$ smitty1

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Posted 11 June 2008 - 01:32 AM

those jokes wernt funny... try these ones on for size:

i was walking down the street one day and noticed a man steeling sombodies gate... i didnt want to say anything, because i thought he might take offence!

"my father is better than ur father!" said billy
"no hes not!" replied johnny.
"my brother is better than ur brother" billy said
"HE IS NOT! HE IS NOT!" yelled johnny
"my mother is better than ur mother" billy belowed
a long pause ensued, then johnny said, "well, uv got me there. iv herd my dad say the same thing."

a little kid gets on a city bus, and sits right behind the driver. the kid starts yelling "if my dad were a bull and my mum was a cow, id be a little bull."
the driver starts getting angry at the noisy kid, who continues with "if my dad was an elephant and my mum was a girl elephant, id be a little elephant."
the kid went on with several animals until the bus driver turns around and yells: "WHAT IF UR DAD WAS A SERIAL KILLER, AND UR MUM WAS A PROSTITUTE?"
the kid smiled and said "then... id be a bus driver"

many more where they came from.

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#12 ${lang:macro__useroffline}$ Darkness

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Posted 11 June 2008 - 04:32 AM

Is it just me, or... No, no. It's just me.

“In the valley of hope, there is no winter.”

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#13 ${lang:macro__useroffline}$ Ratty

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Posted 11 June 2008 - 08:28 AM

QUOTE

i was walking down the street one day and noticed a man steeling sombodies gate... i didnt want to say anything, because i thought he might take offence!

"my father is better than ur father!" said billy
"no hes not!" replied johnny.
"my brother is better than ur brother" billy said
"HE IS NOT! HE IS NOT!" yelled johnny
"my mother is better than ur mother" billy belowed
a long pause ensued, then johnny said, "well, uv got me there. iv herd my dad say the same thing."

Lolol.

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