Jake says:
wat
COUGHING UP BLOOD. THAT CAN'T BE GOOD. says:
lol i dunno
Res says:
just started coughing
Res says:
and then just BAM there it was
Res says:
and
Res says:
brb
Jake says:
...
Res says:
lol
Res says:
yeh
Res says:
this is bad.
Res says:
i think i need to go to the hospital lol
Jake says:
How much blood?
Res says:
a good bit.
Res says:
brb again
Res says:
uughhh
Res says:
all over my keyboard.
Jake says:
seriously?
Res says:
looks like straight outta doom
Res says:
for real.
Res says:
I think it stopped.
Jake says:
You're {expletive ninja'd by Cspace}ing with me now
Res says:
I'm really not.
Jake says:
If you're not, go to the hospital.
Jake says:
I think {website} gave you cancer of the lung
Res says:
ooooh
Res says:
that could be bad. ;\
Res says:
Yeah
Res says:
I think I am about to go.
Res says:
so like, I'll talk to you later and stuff.
Res says:
Jake says:
don't die
Res says:
kay.

Clever ruse, beginning stages of zombieism, or TB?