[Unrealblight]

children that are still alive

[baxter_94]

a god

[Sproogle]

......??? A yound child has children??? I KNOW! youth. God is all old and....old....

[PKing Monkey]

lol sproogle

trifang is right though

Trifang:5
Vietpryde:4
Beavis: 6
Killerconvic:1
Polarbird: 14
Gaggelini:7
Rero: 2
Spikeout: 10
Deathrise: 6
Gen Warthog:5
Bubbamurphy:5
Bigrat 2: 12
Mrb1: 1
MechPaladin: 2
Baxter_94: 1
Goveamaster: 1

beavis calls next shots

[Pirate]

trifang got it

Trifang:5
Vietpryde:4
Beavis: 6
Killerconvic:1
Polarbird: 14
Gaggelini:7
Rero: 2
Spikeout: 10
Deathrise: 6
Gen Warthog:5
Bubbamurphy:5
Bigrat 2: 12
Mrb1: 1
MechPaladin: 2
Baxter_94: 1
Goveamaster: 1


I am as cold as death, but ever breathing.
Never thirsty, but ever drinking.
Covered in mail, but never clinking.
What am I?

[Spikeout]

Fishies D(}})')

[PKing Monkey]

bout time lol

Trifang:5
Vietpryde:4
Beavis: 6
Killerconvic:1
Polarbird: 14
Gaggelini:7
Rero: 2
Spikeout: 11
Deathrise: 6
Gen Warthog:5
Bubbamurphy:5
Bigrat 2: 12
Mrb1: 1
MechPaladin: 2
Baxter_94: 1
Goveamaster: 1

Late afternoons I often bathe.
I'll soak in water piping hot.
My essence goes through my see through clothes.
Used up am I; I've gone to pot.
What am I?

[Gaggelini]

Tea bag

[Sproogle]

See thru clothes? hopefully ur sone hot chick.....okay okay. hmmmmmmmmm one of those x-ray see thru fishies?

EDIT: Curses! I was...erm....about to say that............bah

This post has been edited by Sproogle: 21 January 2004 - 01:57 AM

[Unrealblight]

[PKing Monkey]

yup gagellini.... yup

Trifang:5
Vietpryde:4
Beavis: 6
Killerconvic:1
Polarbird: 14
Gaggelini:8
Rero: 2
Spikeout: 11
Deathrise: 6
Gen Warthog:5
Bubbamurphy:5
Bigrat 2: 12
Mrb1: 1
MechPaladin: 2
Baxter_94: 1
Goveamaster: 1

An old man wanted to leave all of his money to one of his three sons, but he didn't know which one he should give it to. He gave each of them a few coins and told them to buy something that would be able to fill their living room. The first man bought straw, but there was not enough to fill the room. The second bought some sticks, but they still did not fill the room. The third man bought two things that filled the room, so he obtained his father's fortune. What were the two things that the man bought?

[Unrealblight]

candle and a lighter or match?

EDIT: if this is right then i have 4 not 2(i did two at the beginning but someone toke it off and forgot cuase i didnt post again after wards)

This post has been edited by GoveaMaster: 22 January 2004 - 03:07 AM

[PKing Monkey]

govea got it!

Trifang:5
Vietpryde:4
Beavis: 6
Killerconvic:1
Polarbird: 14
Gaggelini:8
Rero: 2
Spikeout: 11
Deathrise: 6
Gen Warthog:5
Bubbamurphy:5
Bigrat 2: 12
Mrb1: 1
MechPaladin: 2
Baxter_94: 1
Goveamaster: 2

Sergi and Sally where sitting in their family room one night. While Sergi was watching T.V his wife Sally was reading. All of a sudden the power went out and Sergi decided to go to bed, but Sally kept on reading. With no use of artificial light, Sally kept on reading. How?

[Unrealblight]

worm light, flash light , moon refleting the sun? something i cnat think of at the moment? no clue

EDIT: ok i think i got it she was blind and didnt notice and she was reading brile!

This post has been edited by GoveaMaster: 22 January 2004 - 03:48 AM

[PKing Monkey]

govea strikes again

Trifang:5
Vietpryde:4
Beavis: 6
Killerconvic:1
Polarbird: 14
Gaggelini:8
Rero: 2
Spikeout: 11
Deathrise: 6
Gen Warthog:5
Bubbamurphy:5
Bigrat 2: 12
Mrb1: 1
MechPaladin: 2
Baxter_94: 1
Goveamaster: 3

lets go for 600 on this topic!

There is a man lying dead in his office. He is all alone and the doors and windows are locked from the inside. There are no marks on him. There is no blood. There is a sealed envelope on his desk. How did he die?