[Polo]

A girl came skipping home from school one day.

"Mummy, Mummy, she shouted, "We were counting today, and all the other kids could only count to four, but I counted to 10. See? 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10!"

"Very good," said her mother.

"Is it because I'm blonde?" the girl asked.

"Yes, It's because your blonde."

The next day the girl came skipping home from school.

"Mummy, Mummy," she shouted, "We were saying the alphabet today, and all the other kids said up to D, but I said it up to G. See?
A,B,C,D,E,F,G!"

"Very good," said her mother.

"Is it because I'm blonde, Mummy?"

"Yes, It's because your blonde."

The next day the girl came skipping home from school.

"Mummy Mummy!" she shouted, "We were in gym class today, and when we were showering, all the other girls had flat chests, but I have these!"

She lifted up her tank top to reveal a pair of 36Cs.

"Very good," said her embarrassed mother.

"Is it because I'm Blonde, Mummy?"

"No Darling, Its because you're 49, And Im not your Mum, Im your daughter."

[Death 13]

OK heres a good 1.


Q. how does a blonde die rakein leaves?


A. She falls out of the tree!

[Unrealblight]

someone said that already..

[Atilla]

ok so a blonde a brunette and a redhead rob a grocery store. after the three take out all the cash registers of their money, one of the employees calls the cops and the three run out the back door. they find some empty potato sacks in the alleyway and hide in them. the cops search the whole store and dont find them so they go out the back and search. one of the cops says, "hey look at this potato sack it's moving." the redhead says, "woof woof!" the cops says,"dont need to check there it's only a dog." the cop goes up and finds another sack is moving and the brunette says, "meeeow!" cop says, "dont need to check there either, its just a cat." so they come up to the third potato sack and the blonde says, "potatoes potatoes!"

[Lprince]

nice jokes! i cant think of any myself though................

This post has been edited by lprince: 20 February 2004 - 11:57 PM

[darkfire58]

why did the blonde climb over the glass wall???
To see whats on the other side!!

[darkfire58]

i also have another 1...

Theres a Blonde, Brunette, and a red-head. they all agree to act like cats stuck in trees.The Brunette climbs into a tree and the brunette climbs into the next tree beside the brunette, and the Blonde does the same to the red-head. A gentleman walks over to the brunette's tree and he hears "meow," he walks over to the red-head's tree and hears "rrrreaaaawrrr"*hiss* He walks over to the blonde's tre and listens and hears "moooooo,"

LOLOL

[Unrealblight]

what....is...that...?

[©allum]

Uh, yeah. WTF is that?

[Ferret Overlord]

Okay I got one:

A blonde is sitting in a rowboat in the middle of a field rowing, when two blondes drive up in a really hot sports car. One of them says: Look at her! She's the kind that give us blondes a bad name. If I knew how to swim, I'd go out there and give her a piece of my mind!

[MA-53]

Okay, a blonde, brunette, and a redhead are driving through the desert when their car breaks down. The brunette says to the other two: "we should only take what we absolutely need." The other two agree, and soon set out. Suddenly, the blonde says she forgot something, and runs back to get it. The other two begin to walk slowly, knowing she would catch up. After fifteen minutes, the blonde hasn't returned, so they walk back a little, and find the blonde struggling with the car door, dragging it behind her. The brunette asks: "why are you carrying a car door?!?!" the blonde replies: "DUH, so i can stick my head out the window if i get hot!"

There's a brunette, and 20 blondes hanging from a rope attached to an airplane, struggling for their lives. "the rope's coming undone, one of us will have to let go..." the brunette said. After no volunteers presented themselves, the brunette said: "Okay, I'll do it..." and all of the blondes start clapping.

(another one about how to drown a blonde)
"did you hear about the blonde woman who got murdered last night?"
"No!! What happened?!"
"someone threw a scratch-and-sniff card into the bottom of her pool!"

All my other ones got said already...

[Roadtoad6]

How do get a blonde to laugh on Thursday?




Tell the joke on Monday


Glad to contribute

[MA-53]

LOL!! nice one, toad

[Unholy Maiden]

ok there is a red head a brunett and a blonde walking down the sidewalk. it was a sunny, hot day. a man come up and asks them what they brought with them to keep cool. the red head says i brought a portable fa with me. the red head says i brought a squirtbottle. the blonde says i brought a car door! the man says why? she says so i can roll the window down when i get hot.
hehe

[Roadtoad6]