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Mr. Saturn Is A Turkey! Mathematically proven!

#1 {lang:macro__useroffline}   Crescens {lang:icon}

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Posted 03 March 2004 - 08:05 PM

Concrete mathematical proof that Mr. Saturn is, in fact, no more than a common turkey worthy of being kicked.

First of all, we all know that the Japanese suffix "san" is a key term to describe all males, and is a general term over all people with the title "Mr." Thus:

San = (key/Mr)

Multiplying both sides by mr to get rid of the denominator on the right, we get:

MrSan = key

Now, we can multiply both sides by tur. What tur is equal to is irrelevant.

(MrSan)(tur) = (key)(tur)

Or MrSantur = keytur. Therefore, using multiplicative properties, we can thus conclude that:

MrSaturn = turkey

So there.
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#2 {lang:macro__useroffline}   Goto {lang:icon}

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Posted 12 March 2004 - 04:25 AM

Not sure why nobody ever replied in this, but it does seem to be all in order...

Good job Crescens, you've finally got evidence to back you up.
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Posted 12 March 2004 - 09:28 PM

Since Crescens is a Mr. Saturn, then he must be a turkey also... alienhuh.gif
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Posted 12 March 2004 - 09:30 PM

I am neither a Saturn nor a Turkey. Sorry, but that just wouldn't equate.
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#5 {lang:macro__useroffline}   Star Jedi {lang:icon}

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Posted 12 March 2004 - 09:35 PM

Ooh, we all know you are user posted image Stop denying it biglaugh.gif
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#6 {lang:macro__useroffline}   Crescens {lang:icon}

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Posted 30 December 2008 - 08:11 AM

It still holds true four and a half years later, Star. =P

(Pointless revival of old topic. But it's the Insanity Board.)
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#7 {lang:macro__useroffline}   Ratty {lang:icon}

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Posted 30 December 2008 - 08:19 AM

QUOTE (Crescens @ Dec 30 2008, 07:11 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
It still holds true four and a half years later, Star. =P

(Pointless revival of old topic. But it's the Insanity Board.)

Pointless?!?!
I wasn't made aware of this mathematical proof!

Works for me. XD

Hai btw. XD
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#8 {lang:macro__useroffline}   Darkness {lang:icon}

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Posted 30 December 2008 - 08:21 AM

Thank you for crediting me for finding this topic for you. I appreciate it =D







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