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"Why did the chicken cross the road?"
GEORGE W. BUSH
We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know
if the chicken is on our side of the road or not. The chicken is either with
us or it is against us. There is no middle ground here.
AL GORE
I invented the chicken. I invented the road. Therefore, the chicken crossing
the road represented the application of these two different functions of
government in a new, reinvented way designed to bring greater services to
the American people.
RALPH NADER
The chicken's habitat on the original side of the road had been polluted by
unchecked industrialist greed. The chicken did not reach the unspoiled
habitat on the other side of the road because it was crushed by the wheels
of a gas-guzzling SUV.
PAT BUCHANAN
To steal a job from a decent, hardworking American.
RUSH LIMBAUGH
I don't know why the chicken crossed the road, but I'll bet it was getting a
government grant to cross the road, and I'll bet someone out there is
already forming a support group to help chickens with crossing-the-road
syndrome. Can you believe this? How much more of this can real Americans
take? Chickens crossing the road paid for by their tax dollars, and when I
say tax dollars, I'm talking about your money, money the government took
from you to build roads for chickens to cross.
MARTHA STEWART
No one called to warn me which way that chicken was going. I had a standing
order at the farmer's market to sell my eggs when the price dropped to a
certain level. No little bird gave me any insider information.
JERRY FALWELL
Because the chicken was gay! Isn't it obvious? Can't you people see the
plain truth in front of your face? The chicken was going to the "other
side." That's what they call it - the other side. Yes, my friends, that
chicken is gay. And, if you eat that chicken, you will become gay too. I say
we boycott all chickens until we sort out this abomination that the liberal
media whitewashes with seemingly harmless phrases like "the other side."
DR. SEUSS
Did the chicken cross the road?
Did he cross it with a toad?
Yes, The chicken crossed the road,
But why it crossed, I've not been told!
ERNEST HEMINGWAY
To die. In the rain. Alone.
MARTIN LUTHER KING JR.
I envision a world where all chickens will be free to cross roads without
having their motives called into question.
GRANDPA
In my day, we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Someone told us
that the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough for us.
BARBARA WALTERS
Isn't that interesting? In a few moments we will be listening to the chicken
tell, for the first time, the heartwarming story of how it experienced a
serious case of molting and went on to accomplish its life-long dream of
crossing the road.
JOHN LENNON
Imagine all the chickens crossing roads in peace.
ARISTOTLE
It is the nature of chickens to cross the road.
KARL MARX
It was a historical inevitability.
SADDAM HUSSEIN
This was an unprovoked act of rebellion and we were quite justified in
dropping 50 tons of nerve gas on it.
VOLTAIRE
I may not agree with what the chicken did, but I will defend to the death
its right to do it.
CAPTAIN KIRK
To boldly go where no chicken has gone before.
FOX MULDER
You saw it cross the road with your own eyes! How many more chickens have to
cross before you believe it?
SIGMUND FREUD
The fact that you are at all concerned that the chicken crossed the road
reveals your underlying sexual insecurity.
BILL GATES
I have just released eChicken 2003, which will not only cross roads, but
will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your checkbook and
Internet Explorer is an inextricable part of eChicken.
ALBERT EINSTEIN
Did the chicken really cross the road or did the road move beneath the
chicken?
BILL CLINTON
I did not cross the road with THAT chicken. What do you mean by "chicken"?
Could you define "chicken," please?
COLONEL SANDERS
I missed one?
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CongressJon 
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Posted 30 March 2003 - 12:51 AM
GRANDMA
Well dear, the chicken crossed the road because.... well....... uh...... *snores* zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz......
DOG
*burp*
GEORGE H. BUSH
It doesn't matter why it did, it only matters if it is for America, or against it. If it is for America, then we must enlist him in the army to fight for our country! If it is against America, then we must bomb it, or we may not have any other chances to destroy him!
GEORGE WASHINGTON
The Hessians are coming! Get that chicken!!!!
ABRAHAM LINCOLN
The question is not why did it cross the road, but did it cross the road under its own free will?
ADOLF HITLER
KILL THE CHICKENS!!!! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!
ME
What does that mean?
SADDAM HUSEIN
The mystery will be solved with a very simple solution-BOMB IT HAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHA!!!!! MUST..... DESTROY.......CHICKEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Well dear, the chicken crossed the road because.... well....... uh...... *snores* zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz......
DOG
*burp*
GEORGE H. BUSH
It doesn't matter why it did, it only matters if it is for America, or against it. If it is for America, then we must enlist him in the army to fight for our country! If it is against America, then we must bomb it, or we may not have any other chances to destroy him!
GEORGE WASHINGTON
The Hessians are coming! Get that chicken!!!!
ABRAHAM LINCOLN
The question is not why did it cross the road, but did it cross the road under its own free will?
ADOLF HITLER
KILL THE CHICKENS!!!! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!
ME
What does that mean?
SADDAM HUSEIN
The mystery will be solved with a very simple solution-BOMB IT HAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHA!!!!! MUST..... DESTROY.......CHICKEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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CongressJon
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Posted 30 March 2003 - 11:27 PM
SIR LANCELOT
I am sorry, My Lord, I do not know, but nothing will get in my way in my quest to find out!
OSAMA BIN LADEN
It was an act of terrorism on the US-an act that I consider worthy of the highest value. This chicken has caused chaos in the lives of all Americans, making them constantly ask, "Why? Why? Why?" Next in its plan of good deeds will probably be dropping that atom bomb on the white house. What a loyal chicken.
COLONEL SANDERS
Well, to walk right into our restaurant of course. Our supply of chicken was running low that day..... and it just waltzed in..... in seemed like an omen of goodness, for as soon as we fried it, grilled it, marinated it, and coated it with those little bread things, a customer offered 300 smackers for it. Simply put-it crossed the road because it cared for KFC.
MOZART
I have just written a new song about this, called "The Question of the Chicken", and it will be a big hit! I'll bet I could play it for every king and queen in the world with my eyes closed, and then I'll make millions! I'm a genius!
ANDREW GOWER
I have just implemented the new feature in Runescape-cross road with chicken. It will finally allow us to find out why these creatures cross roads!!! All you need to do is click on a chicken, walk to the nearest road, and walk across it. Then press talk to chicken, and it will tell us the answer! Why didn't I think of this before?
I am sorry, My Lord, I do not know, but nothing will get in my way in my quest to find out!
OSAMA BIN LADEN
It was an act of terrorism on the US-an act that I consider worthy of the highest value. This chicken has caused chaos in the lives of all Americans, making them constantly ask, "Why? Why? Why?" Next in its plan of good deeds will probably be dropping that atom bomb on the white house. What a loyal chicken.
COLONEL SANDERS
Well, to walk right into our restaurant of course. Our supply of chicken was running low that day..... and it just waltzed in..... in seemed like an omen of goodness, for as soon as we fried it, grilled it, marinated it, and coated it with those little bread things, a customer offered 300 smackers for it. Simply put-it crossed the road because it cared for KFC.
MOZART
I have just written a new song about this, called "The Question of the Chicken", and it will be a big hit! I'll bet I could play it for every king and queen in the world with my eyes closed, and then I'll make millions! I'm a genius!
ANDREW GOWER
I have just implemented the new feature in Runescape-cross road with chicken. It will finally allow us to find out why these creatures cross roads!!! All you need to do is click on a chicken, walk to the nearest road, and walk across it. Then press talk to chicken, and it will tell us the answer! Why didn't I think of this before?
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CongressJon
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Posted 31 March 2003 - 09:21 PM
PATRICK HENRY
For liberty or course. You see, on the other side of the road were good people who were ready to liberate it and make it free from frying pans and skillets. If it hadn't been liberated, a car would have run over it and killed it. It was obviously a demonstration of my phrase. You know, the give me liberty or give me death thing, that one.
THOMAS EDISON
To steal my prototype! Everyone wants to steal my lightbulb these days, and this chicken is no exception! No one will ever get it from me! NO ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PRINCIPAL
Why, to get a college education of course. Did you really think all chickens go through life uneducated? No sir!
R.L. STEIN
Well, it could have been those zombies and skeletons on the side it was crossing from.......
CHUCKIE FINSTER
Nobody knows........
For liberty or course. You see, on the other side of the road were good people who were ready to liberate it and make it free from frying pans and skillets. If it hadn't been liberated, a car would have run over it and killed it. It was obviously a demonstration of my phrase. You know, the give me liberty or give me death thing, that one.
THOMAS EDISON
To steal my prototype! Everyone wants to steal my lightbulb these days, and this chicken is no exception! No one will ever get it from me! NO ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PRINCIPAL
Why, to get a college education of course. Did you really think all chickens go through life uneducated? No sir!
R.L. STEIN
Well, it could have been those zombies and skeletons on the side it was crossing from.......
CHUCKIE FINSTER
Nobody knows........
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godswarrior
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Posted 05 April 2003 - 02:45 AM
the first guy got his from bored.com
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Posted 06 April 2003 - 01:50 AM
THE BIBLE
And God came down from the heavens, and He said unto the chicken, "Thou shalt cross the road." And the chicken crossed the road, and there was much rejoicing.
PLATO
For the greater good.
JERRY SEINFIELD
Why does anyone cross a road? I mean, why doesn't anyone ever think to ask, "What the heck was this chicken doing walking around all over the place anyway?"
THE POPE
That is only for God to know.
And God came down from the heavens, and He said unto the chicken, "Thou shalt cross the road." And the chicken crossed the road, and there was much rejoicing.
PLATO
For the greater good.
JERRY SEINFIELD
Why does anyone cross a road? I mean, why doesn't anyone ever think to ask, "What the heck was this chicken doing walking around all over the place anyway?"
THE POPE
That is only for God to know.
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Posted 06 April 2003 - 07:11 PM
King Back dragon:
It doesn't matter. It's just another thing i can 1 hit *shrugs*
Delerith:
To take over Varrok of course! How do i know? Because everyone copies my ideas thats why!
wizard cromptey:I don't know. I lost the book that says why. Find me 30 bones and we will see.
JRR TOLKIEN:
He was being forced by the dark ring of power like all mortals that are near it.
Redbeard frank:
The answer is buried in falador park.
Paul gower:
I dont know just have a party hat and go ok!
Mod mark:
I hang out with duelers in lumby.
Superchao:
To watch me reach 76 fishing obviously.
NEWBIE:
Because someone shot green jello at it.
:Because i threw it over. wait are chickens and cuckoos the same thing.
It doesn't matter. It's just another thing i can 1 hit *shrugs*
Delerith:
To take over Varrok of course! How do i know? Because everyone copies my ideas thats why!
wizard cromptey:I don't know. I lost the book that says why. Find me 30 bones and we will see.
JRR TOLKIEN:
He was being forced by the dark ring of power like all mortals that are near it.
Redbeard frank:
The answer is buried in falador park.
Paul gower:
I dont know just have a party hat and go ok!
Mod mark:
I hang out with duelers in lumby.
Superchao:
To watch me reach 76 fishing obviously.
NEWBIE:
Because someone shot green jello at it.
:Because i threw it over. wait are chickens and cuckoos the same thing.
Sub commander of falador knights
4 SeeD emblems yay!!
My medals:
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Race: Halfling
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Strength: 6
Intelligence: 15 (10 without bonus for staff)
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4 SeeD emblems yay!!
My medals:
Dragon knight
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<B>DarkStorm Character Information</B>
Character Name: Saric
Class: Wizard
Race: Halfling
Hometown: Aderon <br>
<B>Character Stats:</B>
Total Stat Points: 26 (5 added by item)
Strength: 6
Intelligence: 15 (10 without bonus for staff)
Hit Points: 10
<B>Items:</B>
Staff of Saric:
Saric has owned this halfling made staff since he first trained to be a wizard, it has great sentimental value as well as magical worth.
Affects: +5 to intelligence<br>
Optional: Saric has been adventuring for many years now, he was originally a village mage but changed his course to adventuring after 2 years of this.<br>
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Posted 02 May 2003 - 10:22 PM
lol those are funny whered you get all those???
I sprained my wrist at a sk8 board park :(
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if u need to contact me in runescape just pm me to add you and i will
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Adventuring
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Pking
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