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You Will Not Believe... HAHAHAH

#1 {lang:macro__useroffline}   Res {lang:icon}

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Posted 12 September 2004 - 10:08 PM

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THIS was by far the dumbest scammer i have EVER seen. me and 3 newfound friends reported him after he claims to be JaGEX staff.

i told him "if you're JaGEX, foght me in duel arena."

he refused and told me "my main is choppermad! my 2nd main is zezima!!"

now i know both of those respected players would never do any of that... so i told him "fight me noob" (lol...)

I was planning on going to the dual arena. but he walked to the wild, followed by me, lvl 76, and 2 other people, 1 lvl 49, and the other 69. perfect levels to attack him.

when we got to the wild he said "Ill prove im jagex staff! i can change my stats!!" he then said "STAT CHANGE!1 AAARRRGGH!!!" but remained the same lvl. he then said "Im zezima!1"

so my new friend shadow attacks him with a dragon dagger (p). he shouts "IM WINNING BOON!!" when he has actually taken about 50 points of damage. he runs out of the wild with 8 hp left. shouting "I BEAT YOU STUPID NOOB" taking 4 damage from poison.

he then said SEE YOU IN LUMBY NOOBS!! YOU'LL ALL BE BANNED FOR THIS" and the poison took its effect...


it was a mixture of hilarity/and utter sadness.


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Posted 12 September 2004 - 10:20 PM

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#3 {lang:macro__useroffline}   Res {lang:icon}

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Posted 12 September 2004 - 10:21 PM

apparently never biglaugh.gif which means more emblems for us bluetongue.gif

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This post has been edited by Kaiser Mike: 12 September 2004 - 10:41 PM

Overwhelmed as one would be, placed in my position.
Such a heavy burden now to be "The One".
Born to bear and read to all the details of our ending
To write it down for all the world to see.
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#4 {lang:macro__useroffline}   Star Jedi {lang:icon}

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Posted 12 September 2004 - 11:06 PM

Great Job, Kaiser. Hehe, you're on a roll bluetongue.gif Go ahead and add the emblem. Darn those scammers...
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Posted 13 September 2004 - 01:24 AM

What did he drop, a newbie scroll?
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Money: 1240 UniCreds
Items for Use: 3 boom stones, 3 runes of blasting, 47 Vesuul, 1 bricken, 1 Mythrite Pick, 1 skyrite pick, One Class 1 Energy Field Generator, 1 Ruby
Mining Level: 5 (1600 EXP)
Smithing Level: 1
<B>Character Stats:</B>
Total Posts:3681
Total Stat Points: 83
Strength: 1 = 0 stat point used
Intelligence: 35= 19 stat points used + Staff + Race power bonus
Hit Points: 2220 Hp= 74 stat points used
EP Reduction: 35 X 15 =-525 EP
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Alignment: Light
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Sorcerer: Like wizards, but bound to darkness. Sorcerers practice spells of destruction and darkness. Like wizards, they are physically weak, though can do massive damage if given the chance to cast a spell.
- Intelligence Effect (per point): Decreases EP consumption of abilities by 15
- Strength Effect (per point): Normal attack DP + 2
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- Dark Grip (0): EC=5; DP=4: Surrounds the target with a dark mist, doing minor damage.

- Choke (0): EC=7; DP=5: The Sorcerer holds out his/her hand and chokes the target, doing minor damage.

- Stun Target (0): EC=7; DP=0; Effect = Stun: Target cannot take any actions or move: Prevents target from taking any actions for 20 seconds. Will not take away the target's next turn in battle.

- Blast of Darkness (150): EC=50; DP=35: A conjured wave of darkness slams the target.

- Dimensional Ripple (200): EC=70; DP= 40; Effect = Stun: Target cannot take any actions or move: Attack spell that also stuns the target for 20 seconds. Will not take away the target's next turn in battle.

- DarkForce (300): EC=120; DP=75: Darkness crushes the target from all directions.

- Levitate (350): EC=200; Effect = Levitate: Prevents damage from ground based attacks as long as the target (anyone) is in the region.

- Suffocate (450): EC=200; DP=50 Each Turn For Following 3 Turns: The air is removed around the target, suffocating him/her. Does minor damage for three turns (along with additional attacks for the following two).

- Ground Shock (600): EC=250; DP=110: Will not affect levitated targets

- Dimensional Wave (800): EC=400; DP=160: The dimension is warped around the target, causing a large amount of damage.

- Evil Cyclone (1200): EC=500; DP=180: A temporary portal to the dark world opens, consuming the target in a cyclone of shadows, ultimately crushing him/her.

- Death's Warning (1200): EC=100; DP=0: Will cause great fear to the target and cause him/her to leave the location and go back into the general region. Will not affect Wizards.

-> Storm of Darkness (1500): EC=750; DP=260: The powers of the ancient sorcerer are summoned, showering the target in flames and consuming him/her in darkness.

- Summon Familiar (2000): EC=500; Effect = Summon a Familiar to travel/ Can do anything except attack or use abilities: Allows you to summon a familiar and send it to other areas. It cannot attack and will come back to you if attacked.

-> Dimensional Crack (2000): EC=1000; DP=400: A local form of Dimensional Storm targeting one character. The target temporarily experiences the effects of being caught between dimensions in this destructive spell.

- Destroy Light (2500): EC=2000; DP=HP of the summoned target (if the summoner is below your post count): Will defeat any summoned being of light which is under the control of someone of a lesser post count.

- Summoning of Destruction (3000): EC=2300; DP=750: The Sorcerer uses the powers of the ancients to conjure a local cataclysm.

- Dark Gate (3200): EC=800; DP=0: Will send a friendly target back to his/her hometown as an evacuation.
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#6 {lang:macro__useroffline}   Bmatt {lang:icon}

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Posted 13 September 2004 - 04:49 PM

i think i died of laughter reading that. congrats.
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Post icon  Posted 13 September 2004 - 05:06 PM

spit.gif That is, by far, the most idiotic thing I have ever heard of eek7.gif
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Posted 13 September 2004 - 10:38 PM

eek7.gif That is by far... just plain weird. I would've loved to see that in person rofl.gif
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Posted 14 September 2004 - 12:52 AM

That is one of the funniest things in Runescape I have seen (read). Thanks for the good laugh KM.
*Gets of the floor from ROFLing*
Good Job. That guy was just plain funny and stupid.
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Posted 14 September 2004 - 02:12 AM

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Classic..

Good job there bluetongue.gif
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#11 {lang:macro__useroffline}   Res {lang:icon}

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Posted 14 September 2004 - 02:42 AM

I appreciate being able to make all of you laugh, but i added him to my friends list, and realized it was a hacker that did it. The real Iann69 seems to be a nice guy, but he was hacked, lost everything he owned, and got reported at LEAST 12 times.

I wonder how this will end... sad.gif - KM
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#12 {lang:macro__useroffline}   Phieta {lang:icon}

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Posted 14 September 2004 - 06:44 AM

That guy either A) is an idiot or B) has too much free time on his hands.
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Posted 14 September 2004 - 08:09 PM

So many idiots, so little time.
HI! I'M BACK SPORADICALLY! Nobody probably remembers me :(
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