Spyglass
#2
Posted 09 July 2005 - 06:34 PM
Oric runs around, crouching low, holding his hands up as if being a spy holding a gun. He leaps sideways towards the spyglass. He executes a roll and comes to a stop in front of the spyglass, crouching on his feet. He picks it up.
“In the valley of hope, there is no winter.”
#3
Posted 09 July 2005 - 06:36 PM
You look into it and see a world enveloped in smoke, with strange black pillars shooting out form the ground and trees with hands and arms as branches.
Shake: I'm on TV a lot. This is my sitcom, with the--
Shake (On TV): I'm in your house.
Shake:...
Meatwad:...
Shake: With the sci-fi horror twist.
Shake (On TV): I'm in your house.
Shake:...
Meatwad:...
Shake: With the sci-fi horror twist.
#5
Posted 09 July 2005 - 06:40 PM
You put the spyglass down and you are in that odd world! A hand leaps out of the ground and tosses you 50 feet! Maybe the glass works both ways!
Shake: I'm on TV a lot. This is my sitcom, with the--
Shake (On TV): I'm in your house.
Shake:...
Meatwad:...
Shake: With the sci-fi horror twist.
Shake (On TV): I'm in your house.
Shake:...
Meatwad:...
Shake: With the sci-fi horror twist.
#7
Posted 09 July 2005 - 07:08 PM
You're back in the colosseum, but...50 feet from where you started! You realise that this would be a great way to get places. Suddenly you hear two men talking:
"We'll discuss the proceedings in the conference room, I take it you have our treasure?"
They walk into a room and lock the door.
"We'll discuss the proceedings in the conference room, I take it you have our treasure?"
They walk into a room and lock the door.
Shake: I'm on TV a lot. This is my sitcom, with the--
Shake (On TV): I'm in your house.
Shake:...
Meatwad:...
Shake: With the sci-fi horror twist.
Shake (On TV): I'm in your house.
Shake:...
Meatwad:...
Shake: With the sci-fi horror twist.
#9
Posted 09 July 2005 - 07:16 PM
You appear behind a small shrub and duck. The men are discussing a treasure and what seems to be a map is on the table. It looks like it leads below the colosseum! Do you dare snatch it?
Shake: I'm on TV a lot. This is my sitcom, with the--
Shake (On TV): I'm in your house.
Shake:...
Meatwad:...
Shake: With the sci-fi horror twist.
Shake (On TV): I'm in your house.
Shake:...
Meatwad:...
Shake: With the sci-fi horror twist.
#11
Posted 09 July 2005 - 07:24 PM
"So I got this map from some guy, and he says it's legit. I made a copy and hid it on top of the tallest pillar. I tried to go to the loot, but there were walls an' stuff...i need some explosives."
"What was that?"
One of the men begins to walk over to the shrub.
"What was that?"
One of the men begins to walk over to the shrub.
Shake: I'm on TV a lot. This is my sitcom, with the--
Shake (On TV): I'm in your house.
Shake:...
Meatwad:...
Shake: With the sci-fi horror twist.
Shake (On TV): I'm in your house.
Shake:...
Meatwad:...
Shake: With the sci-fi horror twist.