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#1 {lang:macro__useroffline}   Baseballl {lang:icon}

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Posted 12 July 2003 - 05:56 AM

- Yesterday a member of the Pirates (MLB) chased down and hit the mascot with a baseball bat, today that almost happened to the Ney York Mets only the player missed

im trying to take real events and turn them into jokes, post yours here
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Posted 12 July 2003 - 06:11 AM

how dare the guy hit a girl?!?!?! i no its not a joke
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Posted 12 July 2003 - 08:32 AM

the joke puts down the mets, i hate them grnwink.gif
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Posted 13 July 2003 - 04:56 AM

The cardinals flew away when the cubs ate mark mcguire



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Posted 17 July 2003 - 03:29 AM

What did the hockey player give to the theif when he demanded money?

A check



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Posted 04 August 2003 - 11:14 PM

Baseballl, this is yours, but it sounds funnier.

Breaking news:

Sometime, someday, somewhere

Today, in a disturbing sausage-related incident, a player of the Pittsburgh Pirates interfered with the daily Sausage Race by whacking one of the sausages in the knees with a bat. The result: a tearful old lady. Here is the interview:

"I, I, I was just trying to run like a sausage! But then, the, the stinking STUPID FREAKING, ah, besball playa jos' heet me!!!! HE HEET ME!!! WHERE IS THE JUSTICE!!!! WHAT'S HE GOT AGAINST SAUSAGE!!!!"

She raved on for hours. How sad.... indifferent.gif


Up next on Daily News, Giant mutant cow from Mars has five-ton baby with 67 legs...


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