Go to bed with itchy butt, wake up with stinky finger.
It depends on your definition of asleep. They were not stretched out. They had their eyes closed. They were seated at their desks with their heads in a nodding position.
Man has his will, - but woman has her way.
You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.
You can lead a boy to college but you can't make him think.
I prefer to think that God is not dead, just drunk.
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some funny sayings
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Posted 30 October 2009 - 02:31 AM
God may be drunk, but Pan is Dead.
p.s. I dont get it
p.s. I dont get it
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