A freaking SCYTHE. You know. From 2003? And an Easter Ring. You know. That lets me turn in to an egg.
"lol u poor for a lvl 93"
Against my better judgment, I explain I haven't played in years. (S)he tells me of a few things he has that are better than mine.
I don't know what the hell they're talking about. Seriously. I say, "That's all well and good, but you don't have a scythe."
I then go on about how I AM in fact a "Veteran", if you will. And explain that "Back in MY day, A status symbol was having more coal certs than skill total, and full rune meant you were a boss. And you still don't have a scythe."
Walks away "lol noob"
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Oh, I am.
I am.