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#1 {lang:macro__useroffline}   Phieta {lang:icon}

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Posted 01 May 2005 - 08:30 AM

QUOTE(http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/burrito_lockdown;Fri Apr 29 @ 4:08 PM ET)
School Mistakes Huge Burrito for a Weapon

CLOVIS, N.M. - A call about a possible weapon at a middle school prompted police to put armed officers on rooftops, close nearby streets and lock down the school. All over a giant burrito.

Someone called authorities Thursday after seeing a boy carrying something long and wrapped into Marshall Junior High.

The drama ended two hours later when the suspicious item was identified as a 30-inch burrito filled with steak, guacamole, lettuce, salsa and jalapenos and wrapped inside tin foil and a white T-shirt.

"I didn't know whether to laugh or cry," school Principal Diana Russell said.

State police, Clovis police and the Curry County Sheriff's Department arrived at the school shortly after 8:30 a.m. They searched the premises and determined there was no immediate danger.

In the meantime, more than 30 parents, alerted by a radio report, descended on the school. Visibly shaken, they gathered around in a semi-circle, straining their necks, awaiting news.

"There needs to be security before the kids walk through the door," said Heather Black, whose son attends the school.

After the lockdown was lifted but before the burrito was identified as the culprit, parents pulled 75 students out of school, Russell said.

Russell said the mystery was solved after she brought everyone in the school together in the auditorium to explain what was going on.

"The kid was sitting there as I'm describing this (report of a student with a suspicious package) and he's thinking, 'Oh, my gosh, they're talking about my burrito.'"

Afterward, eighth-grader Michael Morrissey approached her.

"He said, 'I think I'm the person they saw,'" Russell said.

The burrito was part of Morrissey's extra-credit assignment to create commercial advertising for a product.

"We had to make up a product and it could have been anything. I made up a restaurant that specialized in oddly large burritos," Morrissey said.

After students heard the description of what police were looking for, he and his friends began to make the connection. He then took the burrito to the office.

"The police saw it and everyone just started laughing. It was a laughter of relief," Morrissey said.

"Oh, and I have a new nickname now. It's Burrito Boy."

Those who will remember, will speak fondly of the warm morning breeze.
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Posted 01 May 2005 - 09:48 AM

lolz, hate to make a silly mistake. great find phiphi, its good for a laugh.

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Posted 01 May 2005 - 09:51 AM

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Hehehe yeah, thats hilarious biglaugh.gif

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Posted 01 May 2005 - 10:09 AM

Lol, that was funny. biglaugh.gif
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Posted 01 May 2005 - 02:37 PM

R0fl 0wn3t!!!!



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Posted 01 May 2005 - 02:46 PM

lol10.gif It just doesn't get much funnier than that! biglaugh.gif
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Posted 01 May 2005 - 03:34 PM

Maybe what happens after a person eats that could be used as a weapon of mass destruction Whatever_anim.gif

In that case its an accessory to being a weapon bluetongue.gif

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#8 {lang:macro__useroffline}   Daryl C {lang:icon}

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Posted 01 May 2005 - 04:01 PM

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Posted 01 May 2005 - 04:15 PM

Good story biglaugh.gif
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Posted 01 May 2005 - 04:30 PM

LOL!!!

That poor kid biglaugh.gif
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Posted 10 July 2005 - 11:44 PM

Lol. Thats pretty funny.
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Posted 11 July 2005 - 11:05 PM

ahahahahahahahahahaha. Thats so funny lol. How could a burrito be harmful? So dumb teachers and students these days lol
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Posted 12 July 2005 - 12:00 AM

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This was totally out-dated.
Now it's updated.
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Posted 05 June 2006 - 02:31 PM

Talk about embarassing, a burrito mistaken for a weapon.


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Posted 05 June 2006 - 03:46 PM

lol, thats a cool story. It made me hungry as well TheSmile.gif.

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