My current sig collection:
Random quotes from random people are the best:That explains a lot. . .Why, we're radioactive, of course!I dare you to ask me my level!Paradoxically, quotes from non-random people are better:Something is wrong here. . .QUOTE(Final F8)
My pants? *looks down* ah jeez... give em back! Don't make me grate you!
who needs pants anyway
QUOTE(Bigrat2)
Not me! *struts around without pants*
QUOTE(Final F8)
*struts my stuff*
Meanie!~Red Sentinel~The Legend Strikes Again! ~ RIP Base's wife says:
ROFL
~Red Sentinel~The Legend Strikes Again! ~ RIP Base's wife says:
sock kitty
~Red Sentinel~The Legend Strikes Again! ~ RIP Base's wife says:
weird zoo *walks slowly away*
Zoo says:
What's wierd about a cat made from a sock?
~Red Sentinel~The Legend Strikes Again! ~ RIP Base's wife says:
that it's a cat made form a sock
~Red Sentinel~The Legend Strikes Again! ~ RIP Base's wife says:
*from
~Red Sentinel~The Legend Strikes Again! ~ RIP Base's wife says:
sock kitty....
~Red Sentinel~The Legend Strikes Again! ~ RIP Base's wife says:
*kicks it*
~Red Sentinel~The Legend Strikes Again! ~ RIP Base's wife says:
*runs*
~Red Sentinel~The Legend Strikes Again! ~ RIP Base's wife says:
it was bigbro!
Zoo says:
how could you!?
~Red Sentinel~The Legend Strikes Again! ~ RIP Base's wife says:
it was bigbro!
Zoo says:
uh huh
Zoo says:
riigghhht
~Red Sentinel~The Legend Strikes Again! ~ RIP Base's wife says:
ok then, it was all stars mr saturns, they were lynching the sock kitty!
Zoo says:
yeah, right
Zoo says:
I saw you do it!
~Red Sentinel~The Legend Strikes Again! ~ RIP Base's wife says:
it was cspaces collection of star wars figurines!
~Red Sentinel~The Legend Strikes Again! ~ RIP Base's wife says:
IT WASNT ME!
~Red Sentinel~The Legend Strikes Again! ~ RIP Base's wife says:
it was... eh... sock kitty (2)
Zoo says:
QUOTE
Red Sentinel~The Legend Strikes Again! ~ RIP Base's wife says:
sock kitty....
~Red Sentinel~The Legend Strikes Again! ~ RIP Base's wife says:
*kicks it*
~Red Sentinel~The Legend Strikes Again! ~ RIP Base's wife says:
*runs*
Zoo says:
then what was that?
~Red Sentinel~The Legend Strikes Again! ~ RIP Base's wife says:
it was uhhh,,, *changes nick*
~Red Sentinel~Like from naother world! ~ RIP Base's wife says:
a Red Sentinel wannabe!
~Red Sentinel~Like from naother world! ~ RIP Base's wife says:
someone haxx0rd my msn
Sock Kitty says:
uh huh
Sock Kitty says:
like I believe that
~Red Sentinel~Like from naother world! ~ RIP Base's wife says:
it was that!
~Red Sentinel~Like from naother world! ~ RIP Base's wife says:
*hopes your not in the siggy mood*
Sock Kitty says:
hmm. . . dig yourself a bit deeper there. Nothing makes me want to sig people more than them not wanting me to sig them
~Red Sentinel~Like from naother world! ~ RIP Base's wife says:
huh? you lost me there >_>
~Red Sentinel~Like from naother world! ~ RIP Base's wife says:
uh... i wanna be sigged!
~Red Sentinel~Like from naother world! ~ RIP Base's wife says:
(hopes it doesnt work*
~Red Sentinel~Like from naother world! ~ RIP Base's wife says:
*gah! ) *
Sock Kitty says:
too late. you're going down! *laughs maniacally*
~Red Sentinel~Like from naother world! ~ RIP Base's wife says:
NO!
~Red Sentinel~Like from naother world! ~ RIP Base's wife says:
EVIL SOCK KITTY!
~Red Sentinel~Like from naother world! ~ RIP Base's wife says:
*sulks in a corner*
~Red Sentinel~Like from naother world! ~ RIP Base's wife says:
evil kitty!
~Red Sentinel~Like from naother world! ~ RIP Base's wife says:
*checks sig*
Sock Kitty says:
You're the one who kicked him
~Red Sentinel~Like from naother world! ~ RIP Base's wife says:
:£
~Red Sentinel~Like from naother world! ~ RIP Base's wife says:
uh...
~Red Sentinel~Like from naother world! ~ RIP Base's wife says:
QUOTE
Sock Kitty sier:
You're the one who kicked him
~Red Sentinel~Like from naother world! ~ RIP Base's wife says:
dont you mean me?
Sock Kitty says:
wha?
~Red Sentinel~Like from naother world! ~ RIP Base's wife says:
you aresock kitty, and you say him
~Red Sentinel~Like from naother world! ~ RIP Base's wife says:
arent it supposed to be "me"
~Red Sentinel~Like from naother world! ~ RIP Base's wife says:
?
Sock Kitty says:
I wasn't sock kitty before/when you kicked sock kitty
~Red Sentinel~Like from naother world! ~ RIP Base's wife says:
=P
~Red Sentinel~Like from naother world! ~ RIP Base's wife says:
you win again
Sock Kitty says:
sock kitty looks kinda menacing in my avvy
~Red Sentinel~Like from naother world! ~ RIP Base's wife says:
weirdo
~Red Sentinel~Like from naother world! ~ RIP Base's wife says:
now you mean "i"?
~Red Sentinel~Like from naother world! ~ RIP Base's wife says:
right?
~Red Sentinel~Like from naother world! ~ RIP Base's wife says:
you're sock kitty now
Sock Kitty says:
I hardly look like sock kitty
~Red Sentinel~Like from naother world! ~ RIP Base's wife says:
0wned
~Red Sentinel~Like from naother world! ~ RIP Base's wife says:
did you add it yet?
~Red Sentinel~Like from naother world! ~ RIP Base's wife says:
if you havent, then i'll shut up
Sock Kitty says:
it'll be there shortly
*Sigh*. . . Forced to sig myself:Hmm. . .Why we need laws about cloning:Wonder what they taste like?Haha! He admits it!This is just wrong. . .A new item nobody knew about Random pictures are fun too:They stabbed him 'cause he was lost? Ooh! and he found a nice seashell too!Cult MeetingWhat REALLY happens in runescape:Monkey businessCrown: Combat level?
Zoo: 89
Crown: Ahh k
Zoo: Went to Burthorpe slayer master. 25 monkeys :o
Crown: Ahh good luck
Zoo: I don't know if I can do it
Crown: I have faith in you
Crown: Bring tele runes just incase
Crown: If u need help let me know
Zoo: I hope they don't kill me :S
Crown: Judging by your stats, theyll snap you like a twig
Zoo: Well, you know that's *sigged* even if it's my own fault
Crown: Oh noes!!
Zoo: 2 down. Still a whole 23 to go
Crown: Dam....
Crown: Your load is heavy =[
Zoo: Only half done! I don't know how much longer I can go!
Zoo: What if they bit me?!
Crown: Go bank for some more food, youll need it
Crown: If that happens, bring an antimonkey potion
Zoo: I don't know if my sharks will heal me enough to do the las three
Crown: Dont risk it zoo
Zoo: Phew! That was tough but I finished the task
Crown: U deserve a lot of credit for doing that
People go crazy (i.e. they were relaying through me, while standing right next to each other. . .):JgjTan: Please tell bigbro to take me to the bank
Zoo to Jgj: Umm. . . Ok. . .
Zoo to Bigbro: Jgj wants you to take him to the bank
Bigbro: Tell jgj to take me to the bank
Zoo to Bigbro: Seems like this is going to get old but ok. . .
Zoo to Jgj: Bigbro says take him to the bank
Jgj: Tell him to take meee!
Zoo to Jgj: Why don't you tell him yourself? And can't you find it?
Jgj: It's his turn to take me lol
Zoo to Bigbro: I don't get it really, but he says it's your turn to take him
Bigbro: Tell him "take bigbro to the bank, purple monkey dishwasher"
Zoo to Jgj: Umm, bigbro says "take bigbro to the bank, purple monkey dishwasher"
Jgj: Omg!
Jgj: Tell him to take me or i'll whack him
Zoo to Bigbro: Jgj says take him or he'll whack you
Bigbro: Tell him i'll purple monkey dishwasher him
Zoo to Jgj: Bigbro says he'll purple monkey dishwash you
*Jgj logs out*
Zoo to Bigbro: Well, jgj logged but I might as well let you know. . .
Zoo to Bigbro: *sigged*
Bigbro: Ah ****
Zoo to Bigbro: That was way too wierd to leave it
Bigbro: I'll throw your cat into the lava at the fire altar!
Zoo to Bigbro: You can't do that, you're not allowed to pick up other people's cats
Bigbro: Gah
Zoo to Bigbro: I suspect you threw some paint on it though
Zoo to Bigbro: Why would it be purple otherwise?
Bigbro: Eheheheh
*Jgj logs in*
Zoo to Jgj: *sigged* by the way
Jgj: Ahhhhh noooooooo!!!!
Jgj: ... Evil zoo
*Jgj logs out*
People lose their minds from excessive exertion on a single task:Zoo: Grow!
(Tree respawns)
Zoo: Good timing
Bmatt: Wow, even tree stumps listen to you
(Two logs and it's gone)
Zoo: Grr
Bmatt: Evil tree
"This tree has been cut down"
Zoo: Please gorw?
Zoo: Grow*
Bmatt:
(One log from this tree)
Bmatt: !
Zoo: Worse!
Bmatt: Nasty tree
Zoo: Got 2 logs from the other
Zoo: I was even polite this time
Bmatt: Try insulting it for a while
Bmatt: May work
Zoo: You stupid tree! Nooby tree!
Zoo: Doesn't affect growth rate apparently
Bmatt: Pitty
(I cut 5 logs and it's gone)
Bmatt: Better than the last
Zoo: You better give me more logs next time you idiot tree!
Zoo: *********************!!!!!!!!!!! [Editor's note: See my next line]
Bmatt: Threaten to burn it
Zoo: Noob with a lot of o's!!!!!!!!!!!
Zoo: I'll burn you to the ground!!!!!!!!!!
Bmatt:
Bmatt: Now we find out
(6 logs)
Bmatt: How many?
Zoo: 6
Bmatt: Hmm
Bmatt: Seems to be working
Zoo: I'll burn you and all your family too!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Bmatt: Burn its bretheren!
Zoo: You noob tree!!!!
Bmatt: Its interesting that this is working
(I swing my axe at the tree; an ent appears)
Bmatt: Really didnt like that
Zoo: Yeah
Zoo: Gave me an ent instead. . .
Bmatt: Yeah
Bmatt: Evil
(The ent disappears and I chop and I chop and I chop some more and then more and more and more. Finally I got a log)
Bmatt: Not bad so far
Zoo: 1
Zoo: 2 now
Bmatt: Ok, its really not liking you today then
Bmatt: Try complimenting it
(I tell it it is beautiful and stuff)
Bmatt: (Promise it its logs will make bows usefull bows )
Zoo: The bows I make will be so useful! All because of you. . .
Bmatt: Looks like it worked
Zoo: It likes being useful
Zoo: Total of 24
Bmatt: =D
Zoo: Gotta talk nice to the trees
Bmatt: I'll just glare menicingly at it
Zoo: WOnder if that'll work
Bmatt: Doesn't seem to help
People can't talk sense (i.e. Wha?):[just the other side of the bridge from Lumbridge]
Guy: Can
Guy: It
Me: Can it what?
Guy: Can
Guy: It
Me: What?
Guy: Can
Guy: The kitten
Me: Can the kitten what?
Guy: Can
Guy: It
Guy: Want
Guy: Cat
(I pause here trying to decide what he means so:)
Guy: Well
Guy: Can
Guy: Can i
Me: I don't understand what you're asking.
Guy: Where did u get
Me: Gertrude's cat quest
Guy: I want ur kitten
Guy: Whertes that
Me: Just west of varrock
Guy: Take me there
Me: No, i'm busy right now
Guy: Plz
Me: It's just west of varrock
Guy: Ill give
Guy: Arrows
Me: No (I walked away)
Guy: Fine
Red, I'm in love with someone, but does she even know who i am? says:
you got that error message there!
Red, I'm in love with someone, but does she even know who i am? says:
i want an thank you for that!
(I made the error message up, but thanks to red for pointing out the site
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And the first sig I made: