Shockwaves were sent across the internet today as Cspace, (also known as cspizzle, cspoon, cspackle, cspark, cspork, csquirrel, csaudiarabia, and various other "nick-names"), webmaster of the celebrated internet community CurvedSpace, announced some shocking news for the much anticipated update to his roaring success of forum RPG'ing, "DarkStorm."
We here at Absolutely Real Newsâ„¢ had the privelege of an exclusive interview with the webmaster.
Cspace: Absolutely. After much thought and consideration, it was decided that DarkStorm 2 will be themed after High School Musical 2.
ARN: Wow! That's big news. Can you tell us why this big decision was made?
Cspace: The decision to use High School Musical 2 as the backstory for DarkStorm 2 was mostly a move to increase activity and popularity of the game. Everyone and their brother knows and loves High School Musical 2, so my hope is that using the magnificent story in DarkStorm 2 will spur interest in playing.
ARN: What an absolutely fantabulastic idea! Where do you get these ideas?
Cspace: Well, I do have a 17-year-old banana in my freezer.
ARN: There you have it, folks, the ticket to ingenuity.
Cspace: I also reccomen--
At that point the conversation was cut off because the internet was shut down and reset by the powers of Al Gore, in order to set every computer's homepage to CurvedSpace.
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