Blonde Jokes
#1
Posted 12 June 2003 - 03:34 AM
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#2
Posted 12 June 2003 - 03:39 AM
Why did the blonde nurse take a red magic marker to work?
In case she had to draw some blood.
How can you tell a blond has been working at a computer?
There is white out all over the screen.
How do blondes' braincells die?
Alone.
Why cant blondes make ice cubes?
Because they dont have the recipie!
Blonde Trapped on an Isand
A blonde is trapped on an island. She learns how to swim and decides to go swim to shore. When she was only 1/4 away from shore, she swam back, complaining that she was too tired.
Two Blondes on thier Way to Disneyland
Two Blondes were in a car and came to a fork in a road and the sign said Disneyland left...
So they turned around and went home.
How do you make a blonde's eyes sparkle?
Shine a flashlight into her ear.
those are just some of the blonde jokes lol
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Elite:
Fishing (lvl 71)
Mining (lvl 54)
Woodcutting: expert (lvl 60)
Cooking (lvl 70)
Adventuring
Magic (lvl 49)
Fletching (lvl 45)
Thieving (lvl 45)
Pking
Almost prayer (lvl 43)
#3
Posted 12 June 2003 - 03:39 AM
if u need to contact me in runescape just pm me to add you and i will
Elite:
Fishing (lvl 71)
Mining (lvl 54)
Woodcutting: expert (lvl 60)
Cooking (lvl 70)
Adventuring
Magic (lvl 49)
Fletching (lvl 45)
Thieving (lvl 45)
Pking
Almost prayer (lvl 43)
#4
Posted 12 June 2003 - 06:09 PM
"I am the bone of my sword.
Steel is my body and fire is my blood.
I have created over thousand blades.
Unaware of loss, Nor aware of gain.
Withstood pain to create many weapons,
Waiting for one's arrival.
I have no regrets, this is the only path.
My whole life was 'Unlimited Blade Works"
#5
Posted 12 June 2003 - 09:17 PM
There are three people: a person with black hair, a person with brown hair, and a blonde.
These three people find a mirror in a graveyard. There is an inscription: think something true, and ye shall get one wish. If it is not true, you shall die.
The black goes up, thinks, and says, "I think one plus one is two." then he says, I wish for a million dollars. He gets it.
The brown goes up, thinks, and says, "I think Sally likes me." then he says, "I wish for a girlfriend." He gets a girl.
The blonde goes up and says, "I think..." He died.
#6
Posted 13 June 2003 - 02:58 AM
#7
Posted 13 June 2003 - 08:13 PM
A blond went to a shoestore to buy shoes (of course). She found a pair of alligator shoes and asked the shopkeeper how much it was. He told her the price and she said, "That's crazy! That's way too expensive, I'll go get some alligator shoes on my own!"
Later int he day the shopkeeper was driving by a lake when he saw the blonde dragging an alligator out of the river. There were already several alligators laying on their backs ont he ground. When she flipped it over she yelled, "This one doesn't have any shoes either!"
Here's one (quick):
Santa Claus, a pregnant woman, and a smart blonde are in a room. A dollar flies in from the window. Who gets it?
"Fifteen hundred years ago everybody knew the Earth was the center of the universe. Five hundred years ago, everybody knew the Earth was flat, and fifteen minutes ago, you knew that humans were alone on this planet. Imagine what you'll know tomorrow."
--K
#8
Posted 18 June 2003 - 09:18 PM
if u need to contact me in runescape just pm me to add you and i will
Elite:
Fishing (lvl 71)
Mining (lvl 54)
Woodcutting: expert (lvl 60)
Cooking (lvl 70)
Adventuring
Magic (lvl 49)
Fletching (lvl 45)
Thieving (lvl 45)
Pking
Almost prayer (lvl 43)
#9
Posted 18 June 2003 - 10:49 PM
"Fifteen hundred years ago everybody knew the Earth was the center of the universe. Five hundred years ago, everybody knew the Earth was flat, and fifteen minutes ago, you knew that humans were alone on this planet. Imagine what you'll know tomorrow."
--K
#10
Posted 19 June 2003 - 02:26 PM
This post has been edited by seanmarch24: 19 June 2003 - 02:28 PM
if u need to contact me in runescape just pm me to add you and i will
Elite:
Fishing (lvl 71)
Mining (lvl 54)
Woodcutting: expert (lvl 60)
Cooking (lvl 70)
Adventuring
Magic (lvl 49)
Fletching (lvl 45)
Thieving (lvl 45)
Pking
Almost prayer (lvl 43)
#12
Posted 30 June 2003 - 12:36 AM
#14
Posted 30 July 2003 - 11:41 PM
How many Blondes does it take to change a roll of toilet paper? We dont know its never happened b4.
TY TY TY!
This post has been edited by Sir Blackma: 30 July 2003 - 11:43 PM
It's like nostalgia randomly coming back...
How many times has it been now? Haha.
Also, if there was ever any confusion,
Sir Blackma does not mean Sir Blackman,
and I am WHITE. Just thought I'd clear
that up lol.