Cows What makes them special?
#5
Posted 23 October 2003 - 12:47 AM
...If I offended anyone by asking whether they liked cows for beef, I apologize. This poll was not meant to offend anyone for their religious or moral beliefs. It's in the Insanity Board because it's insane, so don't take it too seriously.
Cspace - "Eagles may soar but turkeys don't get sucked into jet engines" says:
I bow to the supreme wrath of Lord Crescens.
I bow to the supreme wrath of Lord Crescens.
#9
Posted 23 October 2003 - 03:38 PM
Tipping them over.
Quite often, I go on cow tipping sprees in the Lake District. I can tip as many as 20 cows over in an hour, 40 if I go full speed . I'd say it's better when on a hill, they lose footing easier.
Note: I don't acctually tip over cows, this is an insanity forum of course.
Quite often, I go on cow tipping sprees in the Lake District. I can tip as many as 20 cows over in an hour, 40 if I go full speed . I'd say it's better when on a hill, they lose footing easier.
Note: I don't acctually tip over cows, this is an insanity forum of course.
#13
Posted 24 October 2003 - 02:33 AM
No, it does not kill them. You push them while they are asleep and they fall over. You bust up laughing about it and almost fall over your self. But if you push the wrong one it may get up faster then you want it to and it will start to chace you. Once that happens you had better hope that you are not in a huge feild with no shelter for you to hide in then you are more or less in trouble. It is all good clean fun (until you slip in you know what ). Opps this is just a tad to sane for this board so i guess i will do this. *Mohsye pokes Obiwan* Obiwan falls over and Mohsye starts to laugh* *Obiwan gets up and starts to chase Mohsye* It is all good clean fun (until you slip in you know what )
#15
Posted 24 October 2003 - 02:54 AM
I am not the one pooping in open fields. The cows you.....you.......you piece of poo. *Goes over to the house* Oh hehe, you forgot to lock the back door. *Walks in and sneaks up to Snake and yells in his ear* "Spell my name right"*kicks Snake and runs* Muhahaha you are no compition for me. Hehe, you come up with some plan to get me back but hey i can do this all night