[X Zolon]

The Dark is Rising

A bad smell that burned flooded throughout Will’s nose. A woman dressed in beautiful white robes stepped out of the nearby shack. She presented Will and the Black Rider with some gross mouldy bread. “Eat this… NOW!!!!!” the Rider screamed at Will. “I think I’ll pass.” Will crunched his face in disgust. “NOW YOU SHALL ALL PERISH!” the Rider called his pink donkey out of the trees. He hopped on and started to pull out a pointy object. “Will! Now! Take this!” John the smith threw a banana at Will. He caught it threw it at the Rider. It nailed the Rider with a sickening splat right between the eyes. “MY EYE!!!!” he yelled as he began to melt, along with the pink donkey. When he had become a pile of goo, he reformed himself into a donut. “You will still perish, even more so for that!” he squeaked. A cat came out of the woods and ate him. “Poor Rider.” the woman said. The cat suddenly started mutating! Then it ran into the woods, transformed by the dark donut that formerly was the evil Rider.

NOTE TO THE READER: The story continues normally, however whenever the Rider is needed, a giant black donut headed cat named sprinkles appears. No donuts, cats, people, bananas, old ones, white robes, black robes, Dark Riders, pink donkeys, or eyes where harmed in the remaking of this book.