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#1 {lang:macro__useroffline}   Roadtoad6 {lang:icon}

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Posted 28 May 2004 - 09:19 PM

I was walking across a bridge one day, and I saw a man standing on the edge, about to jump off. So I ran over and said "Stop! Don't do it!" "Why shouldn't I?" he said. "Well, there's so much to live for!" "Like what?" "Well... are you religious?" He said yes. I said, "Me too! Are you Christian or Buddhist?" "Christian." "Me too! Are you Catholic or Protestant ? "Protestant." "Me too! Are you Episcopalian or Baptist?" "Baptist" "Wow! Me too! Are you Baptist Church of God or Baptist Church of the Lord?" "Baptist Church of God!" "Me too! Are you original Baptist Church of God, or are you reformed Baptist Church of God?" "Reformed Baptist Church of God!" "Me too! Are you Reformed Baptist Church of God, reformation of 1879, or Reformed Baptist Church of God, reformation of 1915?" He said, "Reformed Baptist Church of God, reformation of 1915!" I said, "Die, heretic scum", and pushed him off. (Emo Philips)

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#2 {lang:macro__useroffline}   Bodom {lang:icon}

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Posted 28 May 2004 - 10:44 PM

lol

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#3 {lang:macro__useroffline}   asyluman {lang:icon}

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Posted 29 May 2004 - 12:11 PM

I told you to go to that website, Roadtoad. It's my dad's. Blue Donut Here. go to the 100 funniest jokes.
Shake: I'm on TV a lot. This is my sitcom, with the--
Shake (On TV): I'm in your house.
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Shake: With the sci-fi horror twist.
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Posted 29 May 2004 - 12:32 PM

Funny! Funny!
HI! I'M BACK SPORADICALLY! Nobody probably remembers me :(
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#5 {lang:macro__useroffline}   Roadtoad6 {lang:icon}

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Posted 29 May 2004 - 08:03 PM

QUOTE (asyluman @ May 29 2004, 08:11 AM)
I told you to go to that website, Roadtoad.  It's my dad's. Blue Donut Here. go to the 100 funniest jokes.

I know, those jokes are hilarious lol. This is my favorite one of them.

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