[stevanh]

ARE MY TESTICLES BLACK


A man is lying in bed in hospital with an oxygen mask over his mouth, a young student nurse appears to sponge his hands and feet.

"Nurse", he mumbles from behind the mask, "are my testicles black"? embarrassed, the young student replies "I don't know I'm only here to wash your hands and feet", he struggles again to ask "nurse are my testicles black?" finally she pulls back the covers, raises his gown, holds his penis in one hand and his testicles in her other hand and takes a closer look and says "there is
nothing wrong with them", finally the mans pulls off his oxygen mask and replies

"that was very nice but, I asked ARE MY TEST RESULTS BACK?

[stevanh]

BUBBA


The football coach noticed that his star tackler, Bubba had so many women hanging around that he couldn't possibly handle all of them.

So one day he asked Bubba, "Just what the **** is your secret?"

Bubba replies, "Well, Coach, whenever I'm about to have sex, I always whip it out and bang it on the dresser like a hammer. That numbs it and I can screw 'em forever!"

The coach went home early one day and went to the bedroom. He heard his wife in the shower. Seeing a window of opportunity, he tore off his clothes and started banging it on the dresser.

His wife stuck her head out of the shower and said, "That you Bubba?"

[Ferret Overlord]

2nd one is Funny. 1st, meh.

[stevanh]

The Little Blind Girl

A little blind girl goes up to her mum and says, "Mummy, mummy, when will I be able to see?"
Her mum replies "I'll tell you what, I'll take you to the chemist and get you some special cream for your eyes and you will be able to see in the morning."

So off they went to the chemist, got the cream, and went home, all the while the little girl was getting more and more excited at the prospect of being able to see again. Once they got home, the mother put the cream on the little girls eyes, wrapped a bandage around her head, and took her to bed.

The following morning the little girl stumbled into her mums bedroom and excitedly shouted "Quick mummy, take off the bandage so that i will be able to see again."

So the mother slowly took of all the bandages, taking her time, and all the while the little girl was getting more and more excited. Once they were off the little girl said "But mummy, I still can't see."

To which the mother replied, "APRIL FOOL!"

[Unholy Maiden]

that one was kinda dumb.... i like the first one though

[Ratty]

eheheheheheheeheheheeheheheheehehe roflmfao!

i like the first 2

[Ferretanica]

What a cruel, humorous mother...

[GM8]

Hahaha, I like the 2nd one, lol. Poor coach, haha.

[Crown]

Two campers are walking through the woods when a huge brown bear suddenly appears in the clearing about 50 feet in front of them. The bear sees the campers and begins to head toward them. The first guys drops his backpack, digs out a pair of sneakers, and frantically begins to put them on. The second guys says, "What are you doing? Sneakers won’t help you outrun that bear." "I don't need to outrun the bear," the first guy says. "I just need to outrun you."

[MA-53]

^ouch, that would really hurt.

anyway, first two are funny, but, really, the third one sucks.

The judges will now rate them.

1. 5 7 9 8.5

2. 7 9 10 10

3. 0 0 0.5 -3567

guitar's joke: 5 8 9.5 10

[LordDragoonX]

lol the second one is funny