[CongressJon]

In this topic, post some of your favorite quotes from books.

"A little while ago I said I didn't know anything. But now, I'm not afraid to say, I still don't know anything!"
-Judson Moon, The Kid Who Became President

"Mr. Moon, you are neither a member of the Republican Party or the Democrat Party. How does this affect you?"

"Well I see it like this-people like parties. 3 parties is an improvement on 2 parties, 4 parties is an improvement on 3 parties. I can only start one party at a time, so in conclusion, I say, let's party America!"
-Judson Moon, The Kid Who Ran for President (at the debate)

At least, they're something like that

[Dragonman]

"The Wheel weaves as the Wheel wills."
-Robert Jordan,The Wheel of Time


PS:After every quote you should put the author's name and the name of the book after it in italisized text.

This post has been edited by Dragonman565: 24 March 2003 - 07:08 PM

[CongressJon]

"I would like to propose a toast to the president. May he live long and prosper. Gan bei"

"I too would like to propose a toast, to our Chinese friends. Ben gay."

"Sir, I believe you mean Gan bei. Ben gay is an ointment for sore muscles."

"Ben gay"

Judson Moon (2nd and 4th quotes), The Kid Who Became President

[mvtaylor]

not from a book but hey does it matter?

'were's the powerboat dad?' - lisa
'i didn't like it' - homer
'why?' - lisa
'the mast had termites' - homer
'dad powerboats don't have masts' - lisa
'the thingy was... oh shut up' - homer

matt groening