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"Sir, would you like today's special: Tounge Sandwich?"
The man, who's never heard of something like this, replies:
"I'd never eat something that came from an animal's mouth! I'll just have an egg."
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asyluman 
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Posted 25 August 2004 - 02:33 PM
A man goes to a restaraunt and is directed to his table by the hostess. The waitress comes along and places a meanu on his table. She begins to speak.
"Sir, would you like today's special: Tounge Sandwich?"
The man, who's never heard of something like this, replies:
"I'd never eat something that came from an animal's mouth! I'll just have an egg."
"Sir, would you like today's special: Tounge Sandwich?"
The man, who's never heard of something like this, replies:
"I'd never eat something that came from an animal's mouth! I'll just have an egg."
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Posted 07 September 2004 - 11:28 AM
... No comment... Just sunny side up.
HI! I'M BACK SPORADICALLY! Nobody probably remembers me :(
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