[Ferret Overlord]

Host: Ok. I'm here with Jimmy, a member on Runescape. Jimmy, tell us a

little about yourself.

Jimmy:Well, I have full wune with dwagon battle axe and dwangonstone

ammy and I think that fwee version pwayers shud b locked up or banned

and that-

Host: And Jimmy We dont care! goodbye!

Jimmy: huh wut?- aaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhh *voice fades*

Host: Well, there you have it folks. See you next time on, [Some] Members

R snobs! Thanx your all great. GOODNIGHT!

*faint thump*

[CongressJon]

*no comment* Um, Alex? Some of my good friends are members. I mean yea.... there are some "snooty" members, but most are okay. Anyway.... Our next guest is...... Zonghui!

Host-So Mr. Zonghui, you are the greatest fighter in the game?

Zong-Yes that is correct. But now I've come up with a new hobby-knitting! It's soooooo fun, see, I brought this ball of yarn here with me and-"

Host-Uh oh! Boring!

*chair Zonghui is sitting in launches him out of the window. There is a long yell and then a PAAA-LOOOSH!*

Host-Well that's all the time we have folks. So tune in next time to, THE RUNESCAPE PEOPLE SHOW!

[X Zolon]

next up, we have hyperfried. goodbye! the end!

[Zanzo]

[Ferret Overlord]

Well Hyperfreid sir. The meaning of this show is to cause the snobby members of runescape as much pain as possible. I too have freinds that are members. So, we know which members are snobs and which are not so, I am sorry if I caused you any mental or emotional harm. If I did you will probably not know what i am talking about. And, how do you know my name?

[Ferret Overlord]

QUOTE (X Zolon @ Mar 1 2003, 07:40 AM)

next up, we have hyperfried. goodbye! the end!

Hey, how many hosts are there? Just let me do my minimal wage duties, OK?

[X Zolon]

Now i'm starting a new show! it's called "Who wants to try to be a millionare, but fail pathetically and fall into
a flaming snake filled spike pit"! first up, Garunda Te! What is my name?
A: X_Zolon
B: X Zolon
C: X ZOlon
D: XZolon

:GT: the answer is (XZ cuts him off) Wrong! now, Be mauled by my squishy! *squishy mauls him* try again! the answer is not there! :GT: ok then, i think it's B! Z: WRONGO! fall into the pit! *pulls a strw and a pit opens* *squishy jumps into pit as GT falls*

*Note to the reader/viewer: This was a fantasitical Dramatization of an occurance that would only occur if the world were dominated and ruled by evil blood flavoured squishies. No Garunda Tes, X Zolons, or Squishies were harmed in the making of this odd little planet called earth.*




LOL! now im truly insane! o ya, GT, since you were tha last poster, you were the victim to my cruel plot XD
who wants to play next?

[CongressJon]

L.O.L!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[X Zolon]

Truly. That was Highly entertaining.

[Ferret Overlord]

[ticktockclok]

lol. when i saw the old posts, i was almost sure it was govea reviving it, but to see you, that was a surprise.

[Unrealblight]

nah i stoped i might start again quite fun and killer "seeminly" hated it too so we all win:p

[Ferret Overlord]

[©allum]

Host- Welcome back to... Some free players moan because us members get good stuff and they are too stingy to fork out $5 a month so just sit there and moan! Today we have Bobby with us! How are you Bobby?

Bobby- Well, hotht, I'm fine but I jutht hate it how thothe thtinkin' memberth get all that great stuff and we get nothin' but thtinkin' thit!!!

Host- It's because they pay, Bobby.

Bobby- IT ITH NOT FAIR!!!!!!! WWWWWWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *thniff* *thniff*

[MA-53]

Hello, and welcome once again to the "odd ways of handling things" show!

today, several people have solved their problems by making talk shows out of it! Well, i don't solve my problems that way...

But let's give a big hand to all the people out there who entertain us with their problems!!

*applause*

Well, today we are featuring a show by "mase windu" entitled: "who wants to be swallowed by a toilet after failing at a game show?"

*more applause*

well, our contestant today, a highschool chearleader named becky, is one of the smartest people we have brought to the show, with an i.q. of .001!! (can you see the subtle messaging? it's that the show brings on stupid people)...
So becky, the first question is, "what happens if you get this question wrong?"
a. get swallowed by a toilet
b. 7
c.--
****BUUUUZZZ****
SEVEN!!!
I'm sorry becky, that is incorrect, you will now be swallowed by a toilet:

and that's all the time we have folks!!