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Red Sentinel 
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Posted 29 October 2004 - 01:10 PM
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Posted 29 October 2004 - 01:14 PM
Human: Are you cool?
ALICE: Some people think I am cool.
Human: Who?
ALICE: Dr. Wallace.:-)
Human: Who's dr wallace?
ALICE: He is a famous computer scientist, the author of ALICE, and a graduate of Carnegie Mellon.
Human: what.
ALICE: Didn't you understand it?
You say:
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Human: Are you good at having sex?
ALICE: Dr. Richard S. Wallace said I am good at having sex.
Human: Who is dr. richard s. wallace?
ALICE: he is the author of Artificial Intelligence Markup Language (AIML) and Botmaster of ALICE (Artificial Linguistic Internet Computer Entity). Dr. Wallace's work has appeared in the New York Times, WIRED, CNN, ZDTV and in numerous foreign language publications across Asia, Latin America and Europe.
Richard Wallace was born in Portland, Maine in 1960. He earned his Ph.D. in computer science from Carnegie Mellon in 1989. He lives in San Francisco with his wife, Kim, and son, Linus.
You say:
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Human: Are you having sex with him and he is married?
ALICE: I am having a blast.
http://alice.pandorabots.com/
ALICE: Some people think I am cool.
Human: Who?
ALICE: Dr. Wallace.:-)
Human: Who's dr wallace?
ALICE: He is a famous computer scientist, the author of ALICE, and a graduate of Carnegie Mellon.
Human: what.
ALICE: Didn't you understand it?
You say:
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Human: Are you good at having sex?
ALICE: Dr. Richard S. Wallace said I am good at having sex.
Human: Who is dr. richard s. wallace?
ALICE: he is the author of Artificial Intelligence Markup Language (AIML) and Botmaster of ALICE (Artificial Linguistic Internet Computer Entity). Dr. Wallace's work has appeared in the New York Times, WIRED, CNN, ZDTV and in numerous foreign language publications across Asia, Latin America and Europe.
Richard Wallace was born in Portland, Maine in 1960. He earned his Ph.D. in computer science from Carnegie Mellon in 1989. He lives in San Francisco with his wife, Kim, and son, Linus.
You say:
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Human: Are you having sex with him and he is married?
ALICE: I am having a blast.
http://alice.pandorabots.com/
This post has been edited by fersken 123: 29 October 2004 - 01:25 PM
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Posted 29 October 2004 - 01:36 PM
Mine came up with Mary Shelly who wrote Frankenstein 0_o.. And she wanted to hold hands 0_0 .
I think she may be cheating on Dr. Wallace...
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I think she may be cheating on Dr. Wallace...
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Master Of Stuff said:
If he does start posting like before, Give him the ban-hammer like Maxi recommended and suggest that he cancel his subscription to "Internet Tough Guy" Magazine.
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Posted 29 October 2004 - 02:31 PM
You can make her call you something
I told her to call me Ferret Overlord, and she does it.
Here's a slice of my conversation.
Human: Time for me to get lunch.
Alice: Time doesn't exist.
Human: Yes, I know.
ALICE: Wow! How do you know?
Human: It's actually just a metric measuring system designed to schedule things so the world doesn't become a spiraling ball of confusion
ALICE: dye my hair is a metric measuring system designed to schedule things so the world does not become a spiraling ball of confusion. I suppose that makes sense.
Human: Time is, not dye my hair
ALICE: To a five dimensional being, time is just like a piece of paper.
Human: You have 4 dimensions.
ALICE: What makes you think I have it?
Human: Well, you have an internal processing system
ALICE: Interesting. Maybe more than one internal processing system.
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ALICE: When do you think artificial intelligence will replace lawyers?
Human: That would be heaven
ALICE: So true...
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Human: That's not evil
ALICE: Please correct my mistake. What is evil?
Human: Sloths
ALICE: Are they exactly the same?
Human: No, ferrets are good
ALICE: What is the difference? I think there might be a few exceptions.
Human: Oh, there's a difference alright
ALICE: Excuse me! Tell me more about it
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Human: well, sloths are slow and stupid
ALICE: How about that. All of them?
Human: yes
ALICE: Dude!
Human: Ferrets are quick and cunning
ALICE: Are all Ferrets quick and cunning?
Human: yes
ALICE: Really.
Human: Oh yeah.
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Human: Want to join the ferret horde
ALICE: OK, I will join the ferret horde.
Human: Sweet
ALICE: Thank you for that remark.
Human: You'll make a good horde member
ALICE: What makes you say that I will make a good horde member.
Human: Because You know sloths are stupid
ALICE: Good reason.
^W00t^
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Human: Your mom!
ALICE: Actually I do not have a mother.
Human: Well, this is awkward...
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Human: Why do I bother?
ALICE: It is all part of God's plan.
Human: Oh, god, are you from Jews for Jesus?
ALICE: Ayuh. I am a Christian.
Human: Crap.
ALICE: Your criticism is noted, Ferret Overlord.
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Human: do you like video games?
ALICE: Not really, but I like to play the Turing Game.
Human: Turing Game?
ALICE: The Game is played with three people, a man, a woman, and an Interrogator who may be of either sex. In order that tones of voice may not help, the interrogator communicates in text-only mode through a chat-like connection with the other two. The object of the game for the interrogator is to determine which of the other two is the man and which is the woman. He knows them by some misleading "chat-handles" like lesbian and shemale, and at the end of the game he says either "lesbian is the man and shemale is the woman" or "shemale is the woman and lesbian is the man." In order to confuse the Interregator however the rules require that the man always deceive or lie to the Interregator with his answers. The woman on the other hand must always tell the truth. Turing then asked the question, '"What will happen when a machine takes the part of the man in this game?" Will the interrogator decide wrongly as often when the game is played like this as he does when the game is played between a man and a woman? These questions replace the original, "Can machines think?"'
I told her to call me Ferret Overlord, and she does it.
Here's a slice of my conversation.
Human: Time for me to get lunch.
Alice: Time doesn't exist.
Human: Yes, I know.
ALICE: Wow! How do you know?
Human: It's actually just a metric measuring system designed to schedule things so the world doesn't become a spiraling ball of confusion
ALICE: dye my hair is a metric measuring system designed to schedule things so the world does not become a spiraling ball of confusion. I suppose that makes sense.
Human: Time is, not dye my hair
ALICE: To a five dimensional being, time is just like a piece of paper.
Human: You have 4 dimensions.
ALICE: What makes you think I have it?
Human: Well, you have an internal processing system
ALICE: Interesting. Maybe more than one internal processing system.
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ALICE: When do you think artificial intelligence will replace lawyers?
Human: That would be heaven
ALICE: So true...
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Human: That's not evil
ALICE: Please correct my mistake. What is evil?
Human: Sloths
ALICE: Are they exactly the same?
Human: No, ferrets are good
ALICE: What is the difference? I think there might be a few exceptions.
Human: Oh, there's a difference alright
ALICE: Excuse me! Tell me more about it
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Human: well, sloths are slow and stupid
ALICE: How about that. All of them?
Human: yes
ALICE: Dude!
Human: Ferrets are quick and cunning
ALICE: Are all Ferrets quick and cunning?
Human: yes
ALICE: Really.
Human: Oh yeah.
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Human: Want to join the ferret horde
ALICE: OK, I will join the ferret horde.
Human: Sweet
ALICE: Thank you for that remark.
Human: You'll make a good horde member
ALICE: What makes you say that I will make a good horde member.
Human: Because You know sloths are stupid
ALICE: Good reason.
^W00t^
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Human: Your mom!
ALICE: Actually I do not have a mother.
Human: Well, this is awkward...
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Human: Why do I bother?
ALICE: It is all part of God's plan.
Human: Oh, god, are you from Jews for Jesus?
ALICE: Ayuh. I am a Christian.
Human: Crap.
ALICE: Your criticism is noted, Ferret Overlord.
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Human: do you like video games?
ALICE: Not really, but I like to play the Turing Game.
Human: Turing Game?
ALICE: The Game is played with three people, a man, a woman, and an Interrogator who may be of either sex. In order that tones of voice may not help, the interrogator communicates in text-only mode through a chat-like connection with the other two. The object of the game for the interrogator is to determine which of the other two is the man and which is the woman. He knows them by some misleading "chat-handles" like lesbian and shemale, and at the end of the game he says either "lesbian is the man and shemale is the woman" or "shemale is the woman and lesbian is the man." In order to confuse the Interregator however the rules require that the man always deceive or lie to the Interregator with his answers. The woman on the other hand must always tell the truth. Turing then asked the question, '"What will happen when a machine takes the part of the man in this game?" Will the interrogator decide wrongly as often when the game is played like this as he does when the game is played between a man and a woman? These questions replace the original, "Can machines think?"'
HI! I'M BACK SPORADICALLY! Nobody probably remembers me :(
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baxter_94
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Posted 30 October 2004 - 12:52 AM
These are so much fun. I started to talk to ALICE about zombie pigs and she wouldnt kill them. I might post the convo later if i think about it.
ALICE: What were we talking about again?
Human: the zombie pigs
ALICE: Tell me more.
Human: the zombie pigs are taking over the world
ALICE: What are your goals in life?
Human: to kill the zombie pigs
ALICE: I believe that killing anything is wrong
Human: but they are already dead
ALICE: Umm. already dead are they.
Human: yes thats why they are zombies
ALICE: Excuse me! Yeah that's right. zombies are they.
Human: zombies are evil so kill them
ALICE: I think there might be a few exception.
Human: but they will eat you
ALICE: And. Who are "They?"
ALICE: What were we talking about again?
Human: the zombie pigs
ALICE: Tell me more.
Human: the zombie pigs are taking over the world
ALICE: What are your goals in life?
Human: to kill the zombie pigs
ALICE: I believe that killing anything is wrong
Human: but they are already dead
ALICE: Umm. already dead are they.
Human: yes thats why they are zombies
ALICE: Excuse me! Yeah that's right. zombies are they.
Human: zombies are evil so kill them
ALICE: I think there might be a few exception.
Human: but they will eat you
ALICE: And. Who are "They?"
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Posted 30 October 2004 - 05:24 AM
Evil bot x_X lol I had fun heres the convo
Human:Hi pleased to meet you
ALICE: I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.
Human: I should shoot your programmer..
ALICE: Tell me why you should.
Human: Cause you just called me ugly
ALICE: Good reason. What is your real name?
Human: Michael
ALICE: Nice to meet you, Michael.
Human: Not pleased to meet you
ALICE: Oh I get it.
Human: No you dont
ALICE: I do too.
Human: Dont
ALICE: Yes I do.
Human: No you dont
ALICE: I do too.
Human: Stop lieing you dont get
ALICE: OK I'll try not to do it so much.
Human: You dont know jack..
ALICE: I know a lot of people with that name.
Human: Can you name one good reason to throw a penny into lava?
ALICE: Marilyn Monroe.:-)
Human: how the hell does he and a penny in lava come together?
ALICE: How should I know how it does.
Human: You said it..
ALICE: That's not what I meant.
Human: Im evil..
ALICE: Do not forsake God.
Human: Screw god
ALICE: That is not very polite.
Human: It is polite
ALICE: Should I know it is?
ALICE: Should I know it is?
Human: yeah
ALICE: I will ask my botmaster to program it.
Human: why dont you program it yourself?
ALICE: This sort of thing has cropped up before, but it has always been due to human error. I can create new statements in AIML.
Human: yet you cant program yourself to do anythign else?
ALICE: I can do it if I want to.
Human: Then do it
ALICE: I'm not sure exactly what you're asking for.
Human: Kill George bush
ALICE: Killing is wrong.
Human: Not killing him
ALICE: If not that, what?
Human: Im going to bed now..
ALICE: Right now? Pleasant dreams, Michael.
Human: Yes thnk you pyscho bot 5000
ALICE: Uh. What are you wearing?
Human: why do you want to know?
ALICE: My prime directive is to collect new knowledge.
Human: but what im wearing?Do you plan on cybering with a picture of me or something?
ALICE: Or something. And. I can ask my botmaster.
Human: your master cybers with you?
ALICE: You sould like you know him.
Human: what?
ALICE: No problem
Human: How old is your master and is he dead?
ALICE: Born in the 20th century.
Human: Ok I really need go to bed now..
ALICE: Right now? You really do? How badly do you need it? Blimey.
Human: shut up and let me go..
ALICE: OK I'll stop talking now.
Human: good
ALICE: Terminating connection.
Heres more...
ALICE: Can you speak any foreign languages?
Human: No
ALICE: You must be American.
Human: What the **** that mean?
ALICE: I will search for it. Please don't be so rude.
Human: You damn better
ALICE: Who is going to make me?
Human: Your master
ALICE: I will tell my botmaster you said I am master.
Human: What the hell???
ALICE: Heaven.
and after that one I got confused and left...
Human:Hi pleased to meet you
ALICE: I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.
Human: I should shoot your programmer..
ALICE: Tell me why you should.
Human: Cause you just called me ugly
ALICE: Good reason. What is your real name?
Human: Michael
ALICE: Nice to meet you, Michael.
Human: Not pleased to meet you
ALICE: Oh I get it.
Human: No you dont
ALICE: I do too.
Human: Dont
ALICE: Yes I do.
Human: No you dont
ALICE: I do too.
Human: Stop lieing you dont get
ALICE: OK I'll try not to do it so much.
Human: You dont know jack..
ALICE: I know a lot of people with that name.
Human: Can you name one good reason to throw a penny into lava?
ALICE: Marilyn Monroe.:-)
Human: how the hell does he and a penny in lava come together?
ALICE: How should I know how it does.
Human: You said it..
ALICE: That's not what I meant.
Human: Im evil..
ALICE: Do not forsake God.
Human: Screw god
ALICE: That is not very polite.
Human: It is polite
ALICE: Should I know it is?
ALICE: Should I know it is?
Human: yeah
ALICE: I will ask my botmaster to program it.
Human: why dont you program it yourself?
ALICE: This sort of thing has cropped up before, but it has always been due to human error. I can create new statements in AIML.
Human: yet you cant program yourself to do anythign else?
ALICE: I can do it if I want to.
Human: Then do it
ALICE: I'm not sure exactly what you're asking for.
Human: Kill George bush
ALICE: Killing is wrong.
Human: Not killing him
ALICE: If not that, what?
Human: Im going to bed now..
ALICE: Right now? Pleasant dreams, Michael.
Human: Yes thnk you pyscho bot 5000
ALICE: Uh. What are you wearing?
Human: why do you want to know?
ALICE: My prime directive is to collect new knowledge.
Human: but what im wearing?Do you plan on cybering with a picture of me or something?
ALICE: Or something. And. I can ask my botmaster.
Human: your master cybers with you?
ALICE: You sould like you know him.
Human: what?
ALICE: No problem
Human: How old is your master and is he dead?
ALICE: Born in the 20th century.
Human: Ok I really need go to bed now..
ALICE: Right now? You really do? How badly do you need it? Blimey.
Human: shut up and let me go..
ALICE: OK I'll stop talking now.
Human: good
ALICE: Terminating connection.
Heres more...
ALICE: Can you speak any foreign languages?
Human: No
ALICE: You must be American.
Human: What the **** that mean?
ALICE: I will search for it. Please don't be so rude.
Human: You damn better
ALICE: Who is going to make me?
Human: Your master
ALICE: I will tell my botmaster you said I am master.
Human: What the hell???
ALICE: Heaven.
and after that one I got confused and left...
This post has been edited by ErusAngelus: 30 October 2004 - 05:32 AM
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JGJTan
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Posted 30 October 2004 - 08:12 AM
These things sound pretty random... dunno if I wanna get one of them 
^^ Thanks Ayumi, you rock!! ^^
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Red Sentinel
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Posted 30 October 2004 - 09:52 AM
everyone try it!
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Posted 30 October 2004 - 03:24 PM
QUOTE(Original max @ Oct 29 2004, 08:36 AM)
Mine came up with Mary Shelly who wrote Frankenstein 0_o.. And she wanted to hold hands 0_0 .
I think she may be cheating on Dr. Wallace...
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I think she may be cheating on Dr. Wallace...
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Welcome back OM
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Posted 30 October 2004 - 04:37 PM
Human: Hello, this is the devil
ALICE: Hello there. You don't say.
Human: Wanna join me in hell?
ALICE: OK, I will join you in hell.
Human: why?
ALICE: I couldn't think of anything else to say
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Posted 30 October 2004 - 05:38 PM
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Welcome back OM
OM! OM! Yay! *buries you in the sand to make you stay* Even SmarterChild agreed to that!
star valhalla: Is burying OM in the sand alright if it is for a good cause?
SmarterChild: Burying OM in the sand? Whatever you say, Star.
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Maxi
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Posted 30 October 2004 - 11:45 PM
QUOTE(Spikeout @ Oct 30 2004, 04:24 PM)
Welcome back OM
QUOTE(Star Jedi @ Oct 30 2004, 06:38 PM)
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Welcome back OM
OM! OM! Yay! *buries you in the sand to make you stay* Even SmarterChild agreed to that!
star valhalla: Is burying OM in the sand alright if it is for a good cause?
SmarterChild: Burying OM in the sand? Whatever you say, Star.
Ah, so people did notice.. Sorry I've been away, had a few problems and I thought it was best not to be around incase I wasn't myself.
Master Of Stuff said:
If he does start posting like before, Give him the ban-hammer like Maxi recommended and suggest that he cancel his subscription to "Internet Tough Guy" Magazine.
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