[CongressJon]

Well, right now, I'm (sort of) speaking on behalf (How do you spell that!?) of Asyluman. Granted, he hasn't been on much, but he's definately not going to be on the internet for at least a couple of weeks. It all started (*looks into crystal ball*) a mere four days ago...

Asyluman and I were both on a field trip to a bowling alley. I was sucking a lot, but he was worse Well, anyway, about halfway through the game, he dissapears. We all think, "What they hey, he'll come back..." And yet he doesn't. Soon, however, he appears... being lectured by a chaperone teacher.

Whole story: He stuck his hand up the snack machine, and stole some stuffs. (Showed a few others how to do it, too.) Everyone who did it, including him, got a one day in-school suspension. Asylum's mom... Well, you get the gist of it. He's banned from the internet for a while. So, well, there's the news.

[asyluman]

I was raking stuff to give to people cuz the machine was broken. Don't post if you don't know the whole story.

Cya'll soon enough!

[CongressJon]

I was raking stuff to give to people cuz the machine was broken.  Don't post if you don't know the whole story. 

Um... I thought I did. Pretty much no one knew that