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"Hello there, lad, how can I help ye today?"



Dwarven Death Brew (roleplay: This drink can make even the mightiest Dwarf pass out): 20 cn.

Aderonian Ale (roleplay: A favorite drink among the citizens of Aderon): 20 cn.

Jarr'na Beer (roleplay: Made from a rare herb from Zolandor, this drink has been commonly associated with short-term memory loss): 20 cn.

Elven Wine (roleplay: A fine drink made by the Elves): 20 cn.

Transcendent Brew (roleplay: A drink commonly associated with hallucinations): 20 cn.

A Mysterious Green Bubbling Concoction (roleplay: Its effects are unknown, those who drink it always apparently forget what it does to them): 20 cn.

[Ruckus Fox]

Lucien saunters into the tavern brewery and presents the merchant with three small flasks of what he believed to be "potions."

"Can you tell me what these are, sir?"

[Darkness]

The merchant guy thing person dude whatever stares blankly at the 'potions', then calls to the back for someone. A young, nerdy, looking skinny boy with wide eyes, thin, yellow hair, and two buck teeth, about four and a half feet tall, hurries forward. He looks at the potions, pours a little from each one into different glass containers, and examines them. "Ooo!" he says excitedly, after examining the first one for a few moments. "This is a healing potion! It heals one hundred HP each drink you take, and you can probably get about two drinks from it!"

Lucien would then stare at the boy in a way that one might stare at someone who just grew red wings and horns and a spiked tail, probably because he was wondering what this 'HP' and all of this other stuff was. He didnt' have much time to think on it, however, as he continued talking. "Wowie!" was the exclamation the second one procured from the boy. "This one is even better! When you drink it, you'll gain +1 to intelligence permanently!"

Lucien's stare would then encompass the probability that the boy had not only sprouted horns, wings, and a tail, but would probably imply that the demon child had then announced that it was the true King of Frionia, Terakuu, and then said that he, Terakuu, was an eumidia. After all, what was this '+1 to intelligence'? However, Lucien would likely suppose that it must make him smarter, as that was what 'intelligence' was, right?

"Amazing!" the boy exclaimed. "This one is a sort of gaseous poison. When you throw it at your enemies in battle, it'll do one hundred damage to each of them each turn for the rest of the battle!"

An even more befuddled stare would be found on Lucien's face then, as if not only had the child grown said things and said previous mentioned words, but then stripped off all clothes and began dancing around. This was the oddest description yet! However, you now have at least a slight idea of what each does...

[Ruckus Fox]

Lucien quickly grabbed at the possessions, staring at the young sir -very- awkwardly. "Uh-huh...HP...+1...Damage..each turn...Got it..." and with that, he'd quickly leave post-haste, losing himself in the streets before confronted about more inane words. Oi.