[Darkness]

Oric kicks him to death again. "Leave him dead, dagnamit!"

[Cspace]

*Listening to Guane's victims in Frionia, Lady Eranara enters*

*Guane acts innocent*

[Darkness]

Oric pokes Eranara. "Umm, excuse me, Missus Eranara. But Guane didn't really do anything. Me and Rhesal, you sees, we was fighting. So Guane came here and tried to break us up before anything bad happened, and I accidentally killeds him and his friend all quick like! So he doesn't derserve treeship. If anyone does, I do."

[Snowy]

Lady Eranara! , Rhesal shouts. My own Deity hath killed me! My brother here has also been slayed and he is now showing me the light that is Eranara. Please take me as a sacrifice for you m'lady. I would kill myself to be allowed to worship thee! But my own Deity, he is so cruel. Please n'lady banish him from this realm!

[Cspace]

Eranara replies, "Killed accidentally? With plasma? Why do I doubt that..."

[Darkness]

Oric looks at Rhesal and chortles. "And then you'd just appear in Frionia. Big sacrifice!"

Oh, you sees, Guane was thinking he could split us up if he fired some plasma in between us at the opportune moment. But at that moment I accidentally pushed him where Guane attacked before he could stop his spell!"

[Snowy]

My friend here is such an imbecile m'lady. He does not know that the lies he spread will hurt his deity. So basically m'lady Guane did kill me. Have mercy on his soul. *cough* not *cough*

[Cspace]

Eranara laughs and says, "If Guane didn't mean to vaporize Rhesal he wouldn't have. I think something will need to be done about this."

*Guane cowers*

"As for you, Rhesal, you are awfully manipulative."

[Darkness]

"Hmmm..." Lightbulb! "What if I give you a peanut butter and chocolate chip cookie?"

[Snowy]

M'lady I have just realized how awesome your power is compared to that poser Guane's. M'lady I will fulfill all of your commands for I am not worthy.

[Cspace]

"I'm not hungry, thanks. Now get away from here now, Oric, you don't want to be involved in this."

*Looking at Rhesal*

"Oh please, is everyone here looking for power?"

[Snowy]

Probably m'lady. I am ignorant in the ways of the deities.

[Darkness]

"Ok, I'll tell you the real story. Rhesal came here and threatened the shopkeeper, telling him to give him a ship and all of the money. He refused, so he killed the shopkeeper and robbed him. Then Guane and I showed up. Nero tried to freeze Guane and stole his wallet and blockbuster card, and then shattered him to pieces, took his brain pieces, turned it into a ring, and threw it into a volcano. Luckily, this was just a fake Guane. So then Guane came in and said that he like creativity, and he revived the shopkeeper and stuff. Sometime during all this he brought Rhesal down to 1 hp and stuff. And then they both died trying to kill him to rob him."

[Snowy]

^ *nods* ^ Yes m'lady we where trying to kill him for your m'lady.

[Darkness]

"He wanted his money."

Then he whispered to Rhesal, "Suck up."