[Phieta]

Yep, it's that time of year, and now is time to start baking that christmas cake.

So, here to help you, is a recipe for

VODKA AND REDBULL CHRISTMAS CAKE


Ingredients:

1 cup water
1 teaspoon baking soda
1 teaspoon salt
4 large eggs
1 cup white sugar
1 cup brown sugar
2 cups dried fruit
lemon juice
nuts
1 can of Red Bull
1 bottle of vodka

Method:

1. Sample the vodka to check the quality (VERY IMPORTANT).
2. Take a large bowl, check the vodka again.
3. To be sure it is of the highest quality, pour one level cup of vodka and mix with a little red bull and drink.
4. Repeat.
5. Turn on the electric mixer and beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl
6. Add on teaspoon of sugar. Beat again
7. At this point it is best to make sure the vodka is ok
8. Flavor with red bull to taste
9. Try another cup - just in case turn the mixerer off
10. Break two leggs and add to the bowl, and chuck in a cup of dried fruit
11. Pick fruit off the floor
12. Mix on the turner
13. If the fried druit gets stuck on teh beaterers pry loose with a drewscriver
14. Shample the vodka to check for tonsisticicity, flavor with a little red bull
15. Next, ssiffft two cups of salt. or something. who giveshz a ****t
16. Throw a pinch of red bull over your shoulder
17. Pick up the can, mop the floor
18. Check the vodka (shee steps 3 and 4)
19. Now shift the lemon and stain your nuts
20. Add one table
21. Add a shpoon of shugar or somethngin. whatever you can find
22. Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over
23. Don't forget to beat off teh turner
24. Finally, throw the bowl through the window and finish the vodka
25. Fall into bed

Cherry mistmas!!

:xxxmas:

[Amateur123]

hilarious...

lol...sample the vodka again to make sure that it is top quality..lol

[Ferret Overlord]

Heheheeheeeee....heh...heh..he....*hic*

[Joseph]

How is this topic still here?

[Ferret Overlord]

It's still hilarious. Why wouldn't it be?