Shtar Jedi will now be c-c-c-*Hic*alled Shtar the Bapper.
In other news, Phieta was found crying in a corner yesterday after reading a comic peice that suggested he had no girlfriend. He was quoted as saying, "she baps me, she baps me not" until a random person came up and slapped him.
We have reason to believe that this was the infamous "Star the Bapper"
A wallet was found on the scene of the bap. This is what it looks like:

Police are baffled to the identity of the criminal, and a full blown search is being headed by detective genius, Carl Marx.
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