A Castle and 2 strange men atop it
#14
Posted 18 March 2005 - 02:40 AM
OOC: This might seem remarkably similar to a certain movie people might have seen.
*A king clad in shining armour and a crown from a distant land and his servant ride up towards the castle on...coconuts? O_o*
The guards cry, "Halt! Who goes there?"
The King replies, "I am King Arthur of Aderon."
Guards: "You are. Who's the other one?"
King: "I am, and this is my trusted servant patsy. Tell your master, I am searching for knights at the court of Aderon."
Guards: "What? Riding on a horse?"
King: "Of course..."
The two guards look skeptical, and one says, "Whatever...where'd you get those coconuts?"
King: "We found them."
Guards: "What? In aderon? This is a temperate zone, coconuts are tropical."
King: "The hummingbird flies south in the winter, and it's not a stranger in our land."
Guards: "Are you suggesting coconuts fly? O_o"
King: "Not at all, it could be carried."
Guards: "What, by a hummingbird? Listen, in order to maintain airspeed velocity, a hummingbird must beat its wings 80 times per second."
The king rides off letting the idiot carry on, eventually he approaches the travelers.
"And you? Would you like to join me at my court at Aderon?"
*A king clad in shining armour and a crown from a distant land and his servant ride up towards the castle on...coconuts? O_o*
The guards cry, "Halt! Who goes there?"
The King replies, "I am King Arthur of Aderon."
Guards: "You are. Who's the other one?"
King: "I am, and this is my trusted servant patsy. Tell your master, I am searching for knights at the court of Aderon."
Guards: "What? Riding on a horse?"
King: "Of course..."
The two guards look skeptical, and one says, "Whatever...where'd you get those coconuts?"
King: "We found them."
Guards: "What? In aderon? This is a temperate zone, coconuts are tropical."
King: "The hummingbird flies south in the winter, and it's not a stranger in our land."
Guards: "Are you suggesting coconuts fly? O_o"
King: "Not at all, it could be carried."
Guards: "What, by a hummingbird? Listen, in order to maintain airspeed velocity, a hummingbird must beat its wings 80 times per second."
The king rides off letting the idiot carry on, eventually he approaches the travelers.
"And you? Would you like to join me at my court at Aderon?"