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FIVE OLD LADIES

A state trooper noticed a car puttering along at 22 mph. So he turned on
his lights and pulled the driver over. Approaching the car, he noticed that
five old ladies were inside, and they looked wide-eyed and terribly pale.
The driver pleaded with him, "Officer, I don't understand, I was driving
according to the speed limit! What seems to be the problem?"

"Ma'am," the officer replies, "You weren't speeding, but driving slower
than the speed limit can also be dangerous."

"I beg to differ, sir, I was following the speed limit exactly: 22 miles
an hour!" the old woman said.

The state police officer, chuckling, explained to her that "22" was the
route number, not the speed limit. A bit embarrassed, the woman grinned and
thanked the officer for pointing out her error.

"But before I let you go, ma'am, I have to ask: Is everyone in this car
okay? These women seem awfully shaken," the officer asked.

"Oh, they'll be all right in a minute officer. We just got off Route
119."