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Posted 15 May 2005 - 07:24 PM

Every teenager should get a high school education. Even if they already know everything.

I read recipes the same way I read science fiction. I get to the end and think, 'Well, that's not going to happen.'"

Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing
Have you noticed since everyone has a camcorder these days no one talks about seeing UFOs like they use to.

Whenever I feel blue, I start breathing again.
All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.

In the 60's people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.
Politics is supposed to be the second oldest profession. I have come to realize that it bears a very close resemblance to the first.

How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire?

Doctors can be frustrating. You wait a month-and-a-half for an appointment, and he says, "I wish you'd come to me sooner."
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