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Things To Know... Or Not!

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Posted 15 May 2005 - 07:25 PM

Why does your gynecologist leave the room when you get undressed?

If a person owns a piece of land do they own it all the way down
to the core of the earth?

Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed?

Is it possible to brush your teeth without wiggling your rear?

Why is it called Alcoholics Anonymous when the first thing you
do is stand up and say, "My name is Clyde, and I am an alcoholic?"

Why are they called stairs inside but steps outside?

Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?

If croutons are stale bread, why do they come in airtight packages?

Why does mineral water that "has trickled through mountains for
centuries" have a use by date?

Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a
horrible crisp no-one would eat?
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