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The Generous Husband

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Posted 15 May 2005 - 07:32 PM

The Generous Husband

Several men are in the locker room of their golf club relaxing after a game.

A cell phone on the bench rings and one of the men engages the hands-free speaker function and says: "Hello"
WOMAN: "Honey, it's me. Are you still at the club?"

MAN: "Yes"
WOMAN: "I am at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat. It's only $1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?"

MAN: "Sure, ...go ahead if you like it that much."
WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2003 models. I saw one I really liked."

MAN: "How much?"
WOMAN: "$80,000"

MAN: "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options."
WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing...the house we wanted last year is back on the market. They're asking $950,000."

MAN: "Well, then go ahead and give them an offer, but just offer $900,000."
WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you!"

MAN: "Bye, I love you, too."
The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are looking at him in astonishment.

Then he asks: "Anyone know who owns this phone ?"
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