[Cspace]

May 15, 2005


Google
Web www.cspacezone.com





* A Green View: Mapping Human Food and Fuel from Space
* Cassini Participation a Boon for ESA
* Massive Black Hole Stumps Researchers
* Cassini Will Remake Image of Saturn
* Earth Hit by Neighbor in Making of Moon
* A Cool Study, Lots of Hot Air, No Answers
* Texas Hit by Asteroid 58 Million Years Ago
* ASTRONOMY HEADLINES BY TOPIC

© 2002 SPACE.com, Inc. Syndication Info.





The Lone Ranger and Tonto went camping in the desert. After they got their tent all set up, they fell sound asleep. Some hours later, The Lone Ranger wakes his faithful friend and says, "Tonto, look up toward the sky and tell me what you see."

Tonto replies, "Me see millions of stars."
"What does that tell you?" asked The Lone Ranger.

Tonto ponders for a minute, then says, "Astronomically speaking, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo.

Time wise, it appears to be approximately a quarter past three in the morning.

Theologically, it's evident the Lord is all-powerful and we are small and insignificant.

Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. What it tell you, Kemo Sabi?"

The Lone Ranger is silent for a moment, then says, "Tonto, you yahoo , it means someone has stolen our tent."