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JGJTan Icon : (05 July 2018 - 10:07 AM) So this has been a while! It's @jgjtan and @leftyy here having a nostalgia trip. We hope you all have been having a great time so far! Miss you, be back in another 5-10 years. (Or find me on social media -- it's not that hard.)
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Res Icon : (06 October 2017 - 03:11 AM) As well as things can be, good to hear from you all :D!!! Much love all around.
X Zolon Icon : (05 October 2017 - 05:02 AM) Strange. I was thinking about it around the same time. Just didn't come back until now. Hope everyone is well.
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Phieta Icon : (09 July 2017 - 05:06 AM) Still flying, so to speak. How goes with you?
Rylkan Icon : (09 July 2017 - 02:42 AM) I am even more amazed someone replied to this in less than a few month timescale. Hi! How goes?
Phieta Icon : (08 July 2017 - 09:43 PM) He does log into GW every month or so to retain leadership, so that's something
Phieta Icon : (08 July 2017 - 09:42 PM) There are several of us! Several!
Rylkan Icon : (08 July 2017 - 06:33 PM) I was actually hoping to get in touch with Cspace since its been forever. But it looks like our old leader is lost to the void.
Rylkan Icon : (08 July 2017 - 06:29 PM) In a moment of pure nostalgia, I remembered this site. Seeing any shouts from this year is insane.
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Posted 15 May 2005 - 07:36 PM


(1) My husband and I divorced over religious differences. He thought he was God and I didn't!

(2) I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.

(3) I Work Hard Because Millions On Welfare Depend on Me!

(4) Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them.

(5) I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.

(6) Don't take life too seriously; no one gets out alive.

(7) You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me.

(8) Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.

(9) Earth is the insane asylum for the universe.

(10) Quoting one is plagiarism; quoting many is research.

(11) I'm not a complete idiot -- some parts are missing.

(12) Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.

(13) NyQuil, the stuffy, sneezy, why-is-the-room-spinning medicine.

(14! ) God must love stupid people; he made so many.

(15) The gene pool could use a little chlorine.

(16) It IS as BAD as you think, and they ARE out to get you.

(17) Consciousness: that annoying time between naps.

(18) Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?

(19) MOP AND GLOW - Floor wax used by Three Mile Island cleanup team.

(20) Being "over the hill" is much better than being under it!

(21) Wrinkled Was Not One of the Things I Wanted to Be When I Grew up.

(22) Procrastinate Now!

(23) My Dog Can Lick Anyone.

(24) I Have a Degree in Liberal Arts; Do You Want Fries With That?

(25) FAILURE IS NOT AN OPTION. It comes bundled with the software.

(26) A hangover is the wrath of grapes.

(27) A journey of a thousand miles begins with a cash advance.

(28) STUPIDITY IS NOT A HANDICAP. Park elsewhere!

(29) They call it PMS because Mad Cow Disease was already taken.

(30) He who dies with the most toys is nonetheless dead.

(31) A PICTURE IS WORTH A THOUSAND WORDS, but it uses up three thousand times the memory.

(32) HAM AND EGGS - A day's work for a chicken, a lifetime commitment for a pig.

(33) The trouble with life is there's no background music.

(34) The original point and click interface was a Smith and Wesson.
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