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How To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity

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Posted 15 May 2005 - 07:36 PM

HOW TO KEEP A HEALTHY LEVEL OF INSANITY

- At lunchtime, sit in your parked car w/sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.

- Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.

- Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.

- Put your garbage can on your desk and label it "IN."

- Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over his or her caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.

- Finish all your sentences with "In accordance with the prophecy."

- Dont use any punctuation

- As often as possible, skip rather than walk.

- Ask people what gender they are. Laugh hysterically after they answer.

- Specify that your drive-through order is "to go."

- Sing along at the opera.

- Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme.

- Put mosquito netting around your work area. Play a tape of jungle sounds all day.

- Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party because you're not in the mood.

- Have your coworkers address you by your wrestling name.

- When the money comes out of the ATM, scream "I Won!" "I Won!" "3rd time this week!!!"

- When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot, yelling, "Run for your lives, they're loose!"

- Tell your children over dinner. "Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go."
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