A Confused Sailor
#1
Posted 13 May 2005 - 02:58 AM
*A sailor is talking rapidly and seemingly to himself*
"How did I get here? Stupid good-for-nothing boat... But what was that? What! I looked over the starboard side and it was there! And then it vanished! And then I ended up here! They say I drank too much... But I only had eight drinks! A little whisky will never hurt anyone. Whadya say! But it disappeared! Maybe I'll find it again! I'm not crazy!"
*The sailor kneels down suddenly*
"Argh, I think I'm gonna be sick..."
*The sailor falls asleep*
"How did I get here? Stupid good-for-nothing boat... But what was that? What! I looked over the starboard side and it was there! And then it vanished! And then I ended up here! They say I drank too much... But I only had eight drinks! A little whisky will never hurt anyone. Whadya say! But it disappeared! Maybe I'll find it again! I'm not crazy!"
*The sailor kneels down suddenly*
"Argh, I think I'm gonna be sick..."
*The sailor falls asleep*

#4
Posted 13 May 2005 - 03:09 AM
"Who, what, where, why, how, when? Who's there? I cannot see! All... blurry..."
*the sailor smacks himself on the head*
"Ah, much better. Hey! Watch it! I ain't do nothin'! That bar incident wasn't my fault! I swear!"
*Burp*
"I'm no drunk! Go away!"
*The sailor sways side to side waving his arms in many directions*
*the sailor smacks himself on the head*
"Ah, much better. Hey! Watch it! I ain't do nothin'! That bar incident wasn't my fault! I swear!"
*Burp*
"I'm no drunk! Go away!"
*The sailor sways side to side waving his arms in many directions*

#10
Posted 13 May 2005 - 03:21 AM
"It was like hazy and stuff. Just got a brief glimpse of it. But it was there! When I saw it the winds picked up... and then I ended up here!"
A local woman walks up and says, "Sure you did, when you washed ashore on that boat you were fast asleep for hours. There were beer bottles all around you and you were talking to yourself in your sleep. I tried to wake you but you just twitched, so I stopped trying."
A local woman walks up and says, "Sure you did, when you washed ashore on that boat you were fast asleep for hours. There were beer bottles all around you and you were talking to yourself in your sleep. I tried to wake you but you just twitched, so I stopped trying."
