[X Zolon]

Alright.. in todays segment of "The reasons for", hosted by Zolon (AND NOBODY ELSE!) We will fidn out why Zolon is immortal.

Zolon?

"Well.. yes, I've told only one person this story. it is, in fact, either a long one, or a short one. See, I'll just say the sort story and use the other events that create the long story for more segments. Alright. The reason I'm immortal, is that, when I die, both god and the devil scream "I don't want it! Keep it away from my realm!" And I always seem to annoy the pergatory place... so tehy throw me back on the planet. That is why I can't die.. now.. the reasons for those.. I'll explain in another segment!"


Next Segment: Why magic is gone from the world!

[Ratty]

"Heaven doesnt want me, and hell thinks i'll take over"

Hehehe, Trueee!

[Pendragon205]

lol, cant wait for the next episode!

[Black Belka]

haha that is funny

[X Zolon]

Welcome back The Reasons For...!

Today, Zolon will explain why magic is mostly gone from the world, leaving Zolon as one of the few possessors of magic power. Zolon?


"Well, way back in the days when people were allowed to freely use magic, God had this big gem thing that held teh magic essence in it. Well, I said 'ooh.. shiney' and poked it. Unfortunately, at the time I was eating gooey squishy chocolatey cookie mucus. God ran out going "Aww aww! Aww.. Aww! Awww!~ Zolon! You ruined magic! Eww.. I'm not touching it.. Ugh.. I'll just throw it into your veins, like the devil did that time with the d-things. Not like you could ever use it or anything."

So.. god threw magic into my veins, and I had to pee. But the overflow of magic seeped into my bladder, so I peed some magic out. A couple people drank my pee and turned magiccyful. "

THere you have it, folks!

[Hax the Cook]

[X Zolon]

We now bring you a live recording from Zolon on the moon.

"Hello! I'm going to explain why the dinosaurs went extinct! See, there was this place, called Hell. I was bored so I walked in. I smelled funny, so the devil puked. The puke turned into a ball of molten hot flaminess. So, I scanned this into my computer, threw it at the moon, blew up the moon, destroyed 2 or 95 or 7 planets or something, then farted and the dinosaurs died. The devil banned me from hell that day.

Oh.. I forgot to mention.. when I farted, I also sucked the dragons into my butt."

[Pendragon205]

Welcome back The Reasons For...!

Today, Zolon will explain why magic is mostly gone from the world, leaving Zolon as one of the few possessors of magic power. Zolon?


"Well, way back in the days when people were allowed to freely use magic, God had this big gem thing that held teh magic essence in it. Well, I said 'ooh.. shiney' and poked it. Unfortunately, at the time I was eating gooey squishy chocolatey cookie mucus. God ran out going "Aww aww! Aww.. Aww! Awww!~ Zolon! You ruined magic! Eww.. I'm not touching it.. Ugh.. I'll just throw it into your veins, like the devil did that time with the d-things. Not like you could ever use it or anything."

So.. god threw magic into my veins, and I had to pee. But the overflow of magic seeped into my bladder, so I peed some magic out. A couple people drank my pee and turned magiccyful. "

THere you have it, folks!

We now bring you a live recording from Zolon on the moon.

"Hello! I'm going to explain why the dinosaurs went extinct! See, there was this place, called Hell. I was bored so I walked in. I smelled funny, so the devil puked. The puke turned into a ball of molten hot flaminess. So, I scanned this into my computer, threw it at the moon, blew up the moon, destroyed 2 or 95 or 7 planets or something, then farted and the dinosaurs died. The devil banned me from hell that day.

Oh.. I forgot to mention.. when I farted, I also sucked the dragons into my butt."