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Three men where standing beside a cliff. The first guy goes, "Gee it's qutie windy today." The second guy goes "I bet you my coat will catch the wind and If I jump off the cliff, I will fly back up." The third guy goes "Here we go again"
So the 1st guy goes "Riiighttt, theres no way you could do that!"
the 2nd guy says "I sure can!"
the 3rd says "here we go again!
so the 2nd guy jumps off the cliff....
he comes back unharmed
the 1st guy goes "Woaw no way!"
the 3rd guy sighs
the 2nd guy does it again!
the 1st guy says "Im gonna try !"
2nd guy says "go for it bud"
the 3rd guy says "here we go again"
so the 1st guy jumps off the cliff and plumits to his death
the third guy goes "Gee superman your a real meanie!"
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Posted 08 January 2005 - 02:07 AM
Thats pretty funny. I like it.
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Posted 08 January 2005 - 02:20 PM
It's supposed to be at a bar and he says an awning wil bounce him up, and the guy dies and the bartender goes "You sure are a mean drunk, superman". But this one is good. 
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Posted 08 January 2005 - 02:29 PM
LOL! one of the best i have ever heard!
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Posted 08 January 2005 - 02:57 PM
QUOTE(asyluman @ Jan 8 2005, 09:20 AM)
It's supposed to be at a bar and he says an awning wil bounce him up, and the guy dies and the bartender goes "You sure are a mean drunk, superman". But this one is good.
this one is better
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Posted 08 January 2005 - 03:07 PM
got any more of those jokes? that was hilarious
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Posted 13 July 2005 - 06:35 PM
lol 
This was totally out-dated.
Now it's updated.
I think?
Yeah.
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Nice.
Now it's updated.
I think?
Yeah.
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Nice.
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