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I have taken over niks computer.

#16 {lang:macro__useroffline}   alkore {lang:icon}

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Posted 18 July 2005 - 09:54 PM

Frankly im not sure. sad.gif I wish I knew so I could harvest that power for good!
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#17 {lang:macro__useroffline}   Darkness {lang:icon}

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Posted 19 July 2005 - 01:17 AM

When you are sitting on the toilet and there's no paper on the stand, be a man, use your hand.



NOOOO! NOT NIKOLAI!!! NIKOLAI!!! NIKOLAI!!! NIKOLAI!!! NIKOLAI!!! NIKOLAI!!! NIKOLAI!!! NIKOLAI!!! NIKOLAI!!! NIKOLAI!!! NIKOLAI!!! NIKOLAI!!! NIKOLAI!!!







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#18 {lang:macro__useroffline}   Hax the Cook {lang:icon}

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Posted 19 July 2005 - 02:07 AM

eek7.gif
HA!
your version no rhyme biglaugh.gif
When yer sittin on the john and your toilet paper's gone grnwink.gif
Be a man
Use your... bandstand ShiftyEyes_anim.gif

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#19 {lang:macro__useroffline}   Pendragon205 {lang:icon}

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Posted 19 July 2005 - 02:20 AM

when your sitting on the john and the tp's gone
just get some more, you lazy bums
wait, how did this turn into this again?
lets move it to the ib!
This was totally out-dated.
Now it's updated.
I think?
Yeah.

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#20 {lang:macro__useroffline}   Darkness {lang:icon}

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Posted 19 July 2005 - 04:18 AM

Fool Nikolai... In mine, 'stand' and 'hand' rhyme!! AHAHAHA!







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#21 {lang:macro__useroffline}   Hax the Cook {lang:icon}

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Posted 19 July 2005 - 01:20 PM

I should just stop trying to convince you about anything... yer just too stubborn screama.gif

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./\______\....\_\ \__./\ \/\ \.\ \ \\`\./\__, `\/\______\
.\/______/..../\_____\\ \_\ \_\.\ \_\\_\\/\____/\/______/
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#22 {lang:macro__useroffline}   CongressJon {lang:icon}

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Posted 19 July 2005 - 09:27 PM

If you ask me, I'll be a man, and run to the closet to get more. bluetongue.gif
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#23 {lang:macro__useroffline}   Hax the Cook {lang:icon}

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Posted 19 July 2005 - 09:32 PM

But then it feels all squishy screama.gif

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..........\/_/\ \/......___..\ \ \/'\.....____...........
.._______....\ \ \..../' _ `\.\ \ , <..../',__\.._______.
./\______\....\_\ \__./\ \/\ \.\ \ \\`\./\__, `\/\______\
.\/______/..../\_____\\ \_\ \_\.\ \_\\_\\/\____/\/______/
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#24 {lang:macro__useroffline}   CongressJon {lang:icon}

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Posted 19 July 2005 - 09:35 PM

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... Shush, you. But, well, better than... the thing...
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Posted 19 July 2005 - 09:37 PM

We've all heard of Rudolph and his shiny nose..
And we all know frosty who's made out of snow..
But all of those stories seem kind of, Gay..
Cos we all know who brightens up our holiday..

Mr Hanky, The Christmas Poo
Small and Brown, he comes from you
Sit on the toilet, here he comes
Squeeze him tween your festive buns!
A present from down below
Speading joy with a 'howdy ho'!
He's seen the love inside of you
Cos he's a piece of poo!

Sometimes he's nutty, sometimes he's corny
He can be brown, or greenish-brown
But if you eat fibre on Christmas Eve
He might come to your town..
Mr. Hanky the Christmas Poo
He loves me, I love you
Therefore vicariously, he loves you
'I can make a Mr Hanky too'!

Cartman: 'Well Kyle, where is he?'
Kyle: 'Uh, he's coming..'
Stan: 'Come on dude, Push!'
Kyle: 'I'm trying'
Cartman: 'Wait Wait! I can see his head'
Kyle: 'Here he comes..'
Mr Hanky: 'HOWDY HO!'

I'm Mr Hanky, the Christmas poo..
Seasons greetings to all of you..
Lets sing songs, and dance, and play..
Now, before I melt away..
Here's a game I like to play..
Stick me in your mouth and try to say..
'Howdy ho ho, yum yum yum
Christmas time has come!'

Sometimes he's runny, sometimes he's firm
Sometimes he practically water..
Sometimes he hangs off the end of your *butt*
And wont fall in the toilet,
cos he's just clinging to your sphincter
And he wont drop off, and so you shake your *** around..
And try to get it to drop in the toilet
And finally it does..

Mr Hanky the Christmas Poo
Christmas leaves, he must leave too..
Flush him down, but he's never gone,
His smell and his spirit lingers on.
Howdy ho!

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