[alkore]

There are simple reasons WHY I am better than you. Many of which may seem insulting, but dont take it as an insult.
For one thing: Im rich. I probably have more money in my lunch account that you will ever have. Ever.
For another reason Im just down right cooler. I mean I can have any girl or guy I want. You see that old man over there -points to Final F8 standing amongst a group of kids- I can have them in a matter of seconds. How do I do it? Twenty dollars.
For a third reason: I smell better. Yes smell has an impact on people now. I do not smell like these men walking around in perfume. I smell like a Manly Manly Man. Not like a rat (no offense Big rat) But a manly man.
I also dress WAY cooler than you. I mean lets face it. with the fads changing everyday you can never be a cool clothing person. Unless your me.
Again another reason, I have brighter and st8er teeth. Yes its true. Without the help of braces. I am that cool.



I will Post more reasons Why I am better than you soon. Stop by every now and then uncool person. Buh bye.


This is not a flame >.< Just a bored child.

[Pendragon205]

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[Res]

I'm cooler than you. And that makes me pretty cool. Lol..

And about teeth.. I have fangs. MAD Vampire teeth.

[Serenarocks]

Yes, you ROCK man. You are cooler than cool, hotter than hot, vainer than vain!

btw, Im open about the fact that many many many people are cooler than my geeky self

This post has been edited by Serenarocks: 18 July 2005 - 11:28 PM

[alkore]

I was bored...Really bored and no one posted anything. Bored enough where I even did OMFGWTFBBQs post about how to demolish a computer. This is one of those instances where your so bored and things just come to you.

[Ratty]

im sooo much cooler than you. i have a tattoo... a tattoo of madonna... on my right buttcheek!

Yeah. Coool.

*dares you to spank it*






Yes.... Now it is up to you whether you believe that or not...


Btw:

I smell like a Manly Manly Man. Not like a rat (no offense Big rat)

D00d! How can you not want to smell like a rat?!?!

Men stink. Rats rule. Hah.

[alkore]

Why Im better than you part two:


This is a further explanation why im better than you. Please Note there are many more reasons and probably pages why im better than you:

For one simple reason: I am more attractive. Dont take this personally, but look at you. Your scum compared to me. I have one of those faces you see on pornography sites. Im great looking. My body is fit. My weight perfect. My nose the exact size. Even my buttox is the right size and shape. Beat that.

Another reason is that im smarter. But not the nerdy smarter. I can tell you anything about everything about anything. The meaning of life, for example, is to worship me.

Two wonderful reasons why im better than you.

[Elvenblader]

Why Im better than you part two:


This is a further explanation why im better than you. Please Note there are many more reasons and probably pages why im better than you:

For one simple reason: I am more attractive. Dont take this personally, but look at you. Your scum compared to me. I have one of those faces you see on pornography sites. Im great looking. My body is fit. My weight perfect. My nose the exact size. Even my buttox is the right size and shape. Beat that.

Another reason is that im smarter. But not the nerdy smarter. I can tell you anything about everything about anything. The meaning of life, for example, is to worship me.

Two wonderful reasons why im better than you.

Dude your just plain crazy, simple as that.

[alkore]

I know Im taking donations to find a cure for whatever it is I have.

[Pendragon205]

i know! go to an asylum! they can cure you like























that.