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Momma Jokes

#1 {lang:macro__useroffline}   Potifer {lang:icon}

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Posted 30 May 2003 - 11:19 PM

PS Spikeout dont go!PS Spikeout dont go!PS Spikeout dont go!PS Spikeout dont go!PS Spikeout dont go!PS Spikeout dont go!PS Spikeout dont go!PS Spikeout dont go!PS Spikeout dont go!PS Spikeout dont go!PS Spikeout dont go!PS Spikeout dont go!PS Spikeout dont go!



Your momma is soo fat, she puts mayonasse on here tylenol.
Your momma's breath kicks sooo bad, the ice cream man gave her a listerene popsycle.
Your momma's soo ugly that when she went to the nudie beach the whales were pushing her back into the water.
Your momma is such a slut, she is a bysexual (she has sex with you, then says "bye!")
Your momma is gettin' soo nappy, her crabs drive dunebuggies.
Your momma is sooooo stupid, retards call her dumb.
your momma's house is so small, threw a brick threw a window and hit everyone inside.

I hope you like my jokes.... if u like them too then just congratulate me.
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Posted 30 May 2003 - 11:25 PM

*congrats*

Your Momma Is So Fat, That When She Goes Scuba Diving Whales Go, "We Are Family!"
Your Momma Is So Stupid, That When She Sticks Batteries Up Her Butt She Says, "I Got The Powa!"



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Posted 30 May 2003 - 11:37 PM

PS Spikeout dont go!PS Spikeout dont go!PS Spikeout dont go!PS Spikeout dont go!PS Spikeout dont go!PS Spikeout dont go!PS Spikeout dont go!PS Spikeout dont go!PS Spikeout dont go!PS Spikeout dont go!PS Spikeout dont go!PS Spikeout dont go!


can i have my $197 back now since you congratulated me... dont worry thats only 197k in rs.... you can pay in installments if pleased...
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Posted 31 May 2003 - 12:03 AM

*gives potifer 197k*



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Posted 31 May 2003 - 12:59 AM

Spikeout dont go!yomama so dumb she thinks that dragons(rs) Can fly
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Post icon  Posted 31 May 2003 - 01:17 AM

Spikeout dont go!Spikeout dont go!Spikeout dont go!Heres my favourite one.

Your momma so fat there was one thing stoping her geting to Weight Watchers, the door.
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Posted 31 May 2003 - 05:26 AM

Spikeout dont go!Spikeout dont go!Spikeout dont go!This is one by my friend Kingpeter98

your mommas so ugly she has to go tricker treating over the phone.
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Posted 01 June 2003 - 01:22 AM

Spikeout dont go!Spikeout dont go!Spikeout dont go!ur mama so fat, when she wears a yellow coat ppl stick out their hand ans say "taxie"
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Posted 01 June 2003 - 03:04 AM

yo mamas so fat she irons her pants on the drive way
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Posted 02 June 2003 - 12:39 AM

1 question, is this legal?
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Posted 02 June 2003 - 01:20 AM

not in america or canada. i dunno about other countries



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Posted 03 June 2003 - 11:15 PM

your mama so fat, that when she goes scuba diving whatles go, "we are family!"

This post has been edited by red falco: 03 June 2003 - 11:35 PM

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Posted 03 June 2003 - 11:17 PM

RED FALCO!!!!!!!!!




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Your Momma Is So Fat, That When She Goes Scuba Diving Whales Go, "We Are Family!"




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Posted 03 June 2003 - 11:34 PM

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Posted 03 June 2003 - 11:37 PM

QUOTE (Spikeout @ Jun 3 2003, 11:17 PM)
SPIKEOUT!!!!!!!!




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Your Momma Is So Fat That When She Goes Scuba Diving Whales Go We Are Family




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