[Darkness]

Since this forum is called 'SeeD Inn' I'm gonna rent a room!!!

Darkness 22: *Walks into SeeD Inn* Can I have a room please?
Clerk: Peasant, Merchant, Noble, or Royalty?
Darkness 22:What are the prices?
Clerk: Peasant: 20gp, Merchant: 100gp, Noble: 1,000gp, and Royalty" 2,000gp per person.
Darkness 22: Noble please.
Clerk: *Hands Darkness 22 room key 738 and a map* Here's your room key. Your room is on the 12th floor.
Darkness 22: *Finds his room* I have to go to the Latrine!!! *runs into the 'bathroom' and falls through the floor* Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!! *Falls down 12 floors*

Darkness 22: The plumbing here is horrible!!!