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#1 {lang:macro__useroffline}   seanmarch24 {lang:icon}

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Posted 12 June 2003 - 03:34 AM

lol post ur favorite blonde jokes here
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#2 {lang:macro__useroffline}   seanmarch24 {lang:icon}

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Posted 12 June 2003 - 03:39 AM

Blonde Nurse

Why did the blonde nurse take a red magic marker to work?
In case she had to draw some blood.

How can you tell a blond has been working at a computer?
There is white out all over the screen.

How do blondes' braincells die?
Alone.

Why cant blondes make ice cubes?
Because they dont have the recipie!

Blonde Trapped on an Isand

A blonde is trapped on an island. She learns how to swim and decides to go swim to shore. When she was only 1/4 away from shore, she swam back, complaining that she was too tired.

Two Blondes on thier Way to Disneyland

Two Blondes were in a car and came to a fork in a road and the sign said Disneyland left...
So they turned around and went home.

How do you make a blonde's eyes sparkle?
Shine a flashlight into her ear.

those are just some of the blonde jokes lol biglaugh.gif
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#3 {lang:macro__useroffline}   seanmarch24 {lang:icon}

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Posted 12 June 2003 - 03:39 AM

theres way more i am gonna post soon i g2g now
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Posted 12 June 2003 - 06:09 PM

heres a good one: How do you sink a sub full of blondes?.... You knock on the door.
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I have created over thousand blades.
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Posted 12 June 2003 - 09:17 PM

I have a really funny one:

There are three people: a person with black hair, a person with brown hair, and a blonde.

These three people find a mirror in a graveyard. There is an inscription: think something true, and ye shall get one wish. If it is not true, you shall die.

The black goes up, thinks, and says, "I think one plus one is two." then he says, I wish for a million dollars. He gets it.

The brown goes up, thinks, and says, "I think Sally likes me." then he says, "I wish for a girlfriend." He gets a girl.

The blonde goes up and says, "I think..." He died.
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Posted 13 June 2003 - 02:58 AM

Alright. THree women walked up to a magic cliff. it was said if you yell something and jump, you will get twhat you yelled. the first woman, a brunette, jumped and yelled "Money!" and she landed in a pile of money. the second girl, a Redhead, jumped and yelle d"Men!" and was cought by a group of men. The the blonde went to jump, tripped and yelled "Crap!" and landed in a pile of crap.
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Posted 13 June 2003 - 08:13 PM

Here's one:

A blond went to a shoestore to buy shoes (of course). She found a pair of alligator shoes and asked the shopkeeper how much it was. He told her the price and she said, "That's crazy! That's way too expensive, I'll go get some alligator shoes on my own!"

Later int he day the shopkeeper was driving by a lake when he saw the blonde dragging an alligator out of the river. There were already several alligators laying on their backs ont he ground. When she flipped it over she yelled, "This one doesn't have any shoes either!"

Here's one (quick):

Santa Claus, a pregnant woman, and a smart blonde are in a room. A dollar flies in from the window. Who gets it?
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Posted 18 June 2003 - 09:18 PM

i dont know... who
I sprained my wrist at a sk8 board park :(
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Posted 18 June 2003 - 10:49 PM

The pregnant woman. Santa Claus and a smart blonde don't exist. rotate.gif
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#10 {lang:macro__useroffline}   seanmarch24 {lang:icon}

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Posted 19 June 2003 - 02:26 PM

LOL!!!

This post has been edited by seanmarch24: 19 June 2003 - 02:28 PM

I sprained my wrist at a sk8 board park :(
if u need to contact me in runescape just pm me to add you and i will

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Posted 26 June 2003 - 11:14 PM

this is insultive im blonde and i hate the people that made fun of blondes

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Posted 30 June 2003 - 12:36 AM

Ok, theres 3 women in a building hostage by a rabid gunman. The three women, one brunette, one red-haired, and a blonde. So the brunette thinks to herself ' If I think of a natural disaster I can distract him and get away '. So then the brunette screams "TORNADO!!!" the gunman looked outside and the brunette got away. So then the red-haired woman thinks to herself ' If I think of a natural disaster I can distract hiim and get away '. So then the red-haired woman screams "VOLCANO ERUPTION!!!" (don't know just pulled it out of my head) so the gunman in stupidity looks outside and the red-haired woman got away. So then the blonde thinks ' If I think of a natural disaster I can distract him and get away '. So the blonde screams "FIRE!!!" and the gunman fired at her and she died.
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Posted 28 July 2003 - 01:26 AM

this blonde was so dumb she tripped over the wireless phone
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Posted 30 July 2003 - 11:41 PM

Theres a Blonde a brunette and a redhead who all have work in the same compartment. There boss always leaves early so the brunette suggests that they all go home they all agree so the next day after their boss leaves they all go home and when the blonde gets home she feels tierd so she walks into the bedroom to find her boss sleeping with her husband so she hurries back to wark. The next day the redhead said "that was fun lets do it again 2morrow!" and the blonde says "no way! i almost got caught!"

How many Blondes does it take to change a roll of toilet paper? We dont know its never happened b4.

TY TY TY!

This post has been edited by Sir Blackma: 30 July 2003 - 11:43 PM

I've been gone since forever.
It's like nostalgia randomly coming back...
How many times has it been now? Haha.
Also, if there was ever any confusion,
Sir Blackma does not mean Sir Blackman,
and I am WHITE. Just thought I'd clear
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Posted 31 July 2003 - 04:20 PM

I got one too : How do you make a blonde girl drown?
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