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EmeraldGigas 
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Posted 31 July 2003 - 05:52 PM
Answer: You throw a mirror in the pool.
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Phieta
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Posted 31 July 2003 - 09:55 PM
Actually, all exits to Disneyland are rights.
This post has been edited by phieta27: 31 July 2003 - 09:56 PM
Those who will remember, will speak fondly of the warm morning breeze.
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EmeraldGigas
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Posted 01 August 2003 - 03:55 PM
I have another joke: How can we kill a blonde girl? Try to guess this one.
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Posted 01 August 2003 - 05:41 PM
| QUOTE (sk8boarder32 @ Jun 29 2003, 04:36 PM) |
| Ok, theres 3 women in a building hostage by a rabid gunman. The three women, one brunette, one red-haired, and a blonde. So the brunette thinks to herself ' If I think of a natural disaster I can distract him and get away '. So then the brunette screams "TORNADO!!!" the gunman looked outside and the brunette got away. So then the red-haired woman thinks to herself ' If I think of a natural disaster I can distract hiim and get away '. So then the red-haired woman screams "VOLCANO ERUPTION!!!" (don't know just pulled it out of my head) so the gunman in stupidity looks outside and the red-haired woman got away. So then the blonde thinks ' If I think of a natural disaster I can distract him and get away '. So the blonde screams "FIRE!!!" and the gunman fired at her and she died. |
I like his idea
I've been gone since forever.
It's like nostalgia randomly coming back...
How many times has it been now? Haha.
Also, if there was ever any confusion,
Sir Blackma does not mean Sir Blackman,
and I am WHITE. Just thought I'd clear
that up lol.
It's like nostalgia randomly coming back...
How many times has it been now? Haha.
Also, if there was ever any confusion,
Sir Blackma does not mean Sir Blackman,
and I am WHITE. Just thought I'd clear
that up lol.
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EmeraldGigas
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Posted 04 August 2003 - 06:11 PM
| QUOTE (EmeraldGigas @ Aug 1 2003, 11:55 AM) |
| I have another joke: How can we kill a blonde girl? Try to guess this one. |
The answer to the joke I gave is : Throw a lipstick in the traffic.
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Serenarocks
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Posted 02 September 2003 - 05:15 PM
how do you get a blond to drown? (this isnt the same as the other one) 
Fremennik name: Rakrak
Doesnt everyone agree that i look better as a... Combat Lvl 78?! omfg, It's GROWING!!!
"You try and feed the rock, Your rock doesn't seem hungry."
"You stroke your rock, Your rock seems much happier."
"Who's a good rock then? Yes, you are...You're such a good rock...Ooga Booga Googa."
Doesnt everyone agree that i look better as a... Combat Lvl 78?! omfg, It's GROWING!!!
"You try and feed the rock, Your rock doesn't seem hungry."
"You stroke your rock, Your rock seems much happier."
"Who's a good rock then? Yes, you are...You're such a good rock...Ooga Booga Googa."
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ranger600
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Posted 05 September 2003 - 09:49 PM
a blonde girl walks into a shop and says to the owner "can i buy that television please?" shopkeeper says ,no sorry i dont sell to blondes. so the the blonde gets her hair dyed and buys posh clothes.
she goe back in and says "can i buy that tV?" The shopkeeper says no sorry i dont sell yo blondes. so the blonde walks out all confused and gets plastic surgery and a boob job.
she goes back in and says : "can i buy that tv please?" shopkeeper syas 'sorry i dont sell to blondes' - the blonde goes mad " HOW DO YOU KNOW IM BLONDE???"
shopkeeper says: "because thats a microwave...."
she goe back in and says "can i buy that tV?" The shopkeeper says no sorry i dont sell yo blondes. so the blonde walks out all confused and gets plastic surgery and a boob job.
she goes back in and says : "can i buy that tv please?" shopkeeper syas 'sorry i dont sell to blondes' - the blonde goes mad " HOW DO YOU KNOW IM BLONDE???"
shopkeeper says: "because thats a microwave...."
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argentine14
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Posted 05 September 2003 - 10:01 PM
grr dang all of you I AM BlOND (but only by dye)....BLONDS SHALL RULE THE WORLD SOME DAY...
argentine14
argentine14
Argentine14 (Argy)
Attack- 81
Defense- 81
Strength- 83
Hits- 81
Range- 55
Prayer- 56
Magic- 70
Cooking- 99
Woodcutting- 67
Fletching-70
Fishing-99
Firemaking-71
Crafting- 53
Smithing- 50
Mining- 65
Herblaw- 48
Agility- 61
Thieving- 75
Slayer- 69
Farming- 30
Runecrafting- 35
Construction- 1
Hunter- 1
Combat- 100
Skill Total- 1401
Attack- 81
Defense- 81
Strength- 83
Hits- 81
Range- 55
Prayer- 56
Magic- 70
Cooking- 99
Woodcutting- 67
Fletching-70
Fishing-99
Firemaking-71
Crafting- 53
Smithing- 50
Mining- 65
Herblaw- 48
Agility- 61
Thieving- 75
Slayer- 69
Farming- 30
Runecrafting- 35
Construction- 1
Hunter- 1
Combat- 100
Skill Total- 1401
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Serenarocks
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Posted 06 September 2003 - 05:38 PM
you say the bottem of the pool smells like roses! lol. and these r for the dumb blond jokes. dont take them personally
Fremennik name: Rakrak
Doesnt everyone agree that i look better as a... Combat Lvl 78?! omfg, It's GROWING!!!
"You try and feed the rock, Your rock doesn't seem hungry."
"You stroke your rock, Your rock seems much happier."
"Who's a good rock then? Yes, you are...You're such a good rock...Ooga Booga Googa."
Doesnt everyone agree that i look better as a... Combat Lvl 78?! omfg, It's GROWING!!!
"You try and feed the rock, Your rock doesn't seem hungry."
"You stroke your rock, Your rock seems much happier."
"Who's a good rock then? Yes, you are...You're such a good rock...Ooga Booga Googa."
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fugi_42_03
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Posted 17 October 2003 - 05:01 PM
there is a blond, a red head, and a brenet riding in a car. they get pulled over and they run away from the cop. they see a tree and climb in it. the cop looks up and says to his partner "i heard something" the brenet says "chirp chirp" the red head says "meow" and the blond says "moo moo"
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Posted 18 October 2003 - 05:49 PM
there was a blonde in an elevator with a short guy wearin a green shirt. The blonde asks if he is a leperchaun. The guy says yes and says he will grant three wishes. The blonde wished for a million dollars, and a highschool degree, but,on the third wish the leperchaun said u have to give your car keys and all the money you have on you and your clothes too. She agreed. The leperchaun said he granted all her wishes and when she gets home they will be true. When the blonde gets off the guy says im no leperchaun u stupid blonde.
