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This topic is lockedI hope you guys got it? ...the brenet swam 2/3 of the lake the red head swam the whole lake (even though she turned back) and the blonde really swam the whole lake and then some!!!
Blonde Jokes
#31 Guest_green121_*
Posted 09 November 2003 - 03:46 AM
Thier is a blonde, a red head , and a brenet and all 3 were in a competion to c who could swim across the lake. The all went out at the same time and swam at an even pace. 1/3 of the way the brunet gets tired and turns back. 1/2 of the way the red head gets tired and turns back. Finally 3/4 of the way the blonde gets tired and turns back lol
I hope you guys got it? ...the brenet swam 2/3 of the lake the red head swam the whole lake (even though she turned back) and the blonde really swam the whole lake and then some!!!
I hope you guys got it? ...the brenet swam 2/3 of the lake the red head swam the whole lake (even though she turned back) and the blonde really swam the whole lake and then some!!!
MultiQuote
#33 Guest_green121_*
Posted 09 November 2003 - 04:17 AM
sorry dude but you learn to type slang in chat rooms and ...like when im typing to 10 ppl on runescape at once...just makes things go faster
ill do my best to type like...like sombody im not next time
ill do my best to type like...like sombody im not next time
This post has been edited by green121: 09 November 2003 - 04:17 AM
#38 Guest_green121_*
Posted 09 November 2003 - 06:38 PM
Breast Stroke
There was a competition to cross the English channel doing only the breaststroke, and the three women who entered the race were a brunette, a redhead and a blonde.
After approximately 14 hours, the brunette staggered up on the shore and was declared the fastest. About 40 minutes later, the redhead crawled up on the shore and was declared the second place finisher. Nearly 4 hours after that, the blonde finally came ashore and promptly collapsed in front of the worried onlookers.
When the reporters asked why it took her so long to complete the race, she replied, "I don't want to sound like I'm a sore loser, but I think those two other girls were using their arms..."
This post has been edited by green121: 09 November 2003 - 06:38 PM
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Posted 16 November 2003 - 08:35 PM
hahahahahahaha 
i've heard this before, but it's still great.
i've heard this before, but it's still great.
Sam's gay
#40 Guest_green121_*
Posted 20 November 2003 - 07:33 PM
Blonde Secretary's Memo to her Boss
TO: Boss
FROM: Blondie
RE: Changing Calendars from Y2K
I hope that I haven't misunderstood your instructions because, to be honest, none of this Y to K problem made much sense to me. At any rate, I have finished the conversion of all of the months on all of the company calendars for next year. The calendars have returned from the printer and are ready to be distributed with the following new months:
Januark
Februark
Mak
Julk
I also changed all the days of each week to:
Sundak
Mondak
Tuesdak
Wednesdak
Thursdak
Fridak
Saturdak
We are now Y to K compliant. Have a nice dak!!!
TO: Boss
FROM: Blondie
RE: Changing Calendars from Y2K
I hope that I haven't misunderstood your instructions because, to be honest, none of this Y to K problem made much sense to me. At any rate, I have finished the conversion of all of the months on all of the company calendars for next year. The calendars have returned from the printer and are ready to be distributed with the following new months:
Januark
Februark
Mak
Julk
I also changed all the days of each week to:
Sundak
Mondak
Tuesdak
Wednesdak
Thursdak
Fridak
Saturdak
We are now Y to K compliant. Have a nice dak!!!
#41
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Posted 21 November 2003 - 03:58 AM
oh man. that was such a bad joke green
funny though.
funny though.
Sam's gay
#43
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Posted 26 November 2003 - 11:07 PM
if the joke is such a bad joke, that you can't help but laugh.
it reminded me of a terrible joke my brother said:
Him: what did one chicken say to the other?
Me: I dont know.
Him: Bkkkkgawwwwwww (the sounds that chickens make)
it was such a bad joke, that i couldnt help but laugh.
it reminded me of a terrible joke my brother said:
Him: what did one chicken say to the other?
Me: I dont know.
Him: Bkkkkgawwwwwww (the sounds that chickens make)
it was such a bad joke, that i couldnt help but laugh.
Sam's gay
#44
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Posted 06 December 2003 - 02:37 AM
Three blondes were walking through the desert when they found a magic genie's lamp.
After rubbing the lamp to make the genie appear, he said, "I will grant three wishes, one for each of you."
The first said, "I wish I were smarter."
So, she became a redhead.
The second blonde said, "I wish I were smarter than she is."
She became a brunette.
The third blond ordered, "I wish I were smarter than both of them!"
So, she became a man.
next one
A blonde and a brunette decide to start a farm together. They add up their life savings into a total of $200.00.
Then, the blonde decided to purchase a bull with it. The brunette agrees, and so the brunette leaves to go find the perfect bull. When she does she is to telegram the blonde and tell her to come get it.
Finally, the brunette find the bull of her dreams. The farmer says he wants $200 for it. The brunette, thinking she can get a better deal, says no to his offer.
The farmer says, "Alright then, I'll give you a great deal, how about $199.00?"
The brunette accepts and buys the bull. She has $1.00 left for the telegram. The telegram guy says, "It's $1.00 per word." The brunette thinks about this and says,"Comfortable, write that."
"Comfortable?" the guy questions.
"Yes, you see she reads slow."
and all credit goes to ahajokes
After rubbing the lamp to make the genie appear, he said, "I will grant three wishes, one for each of you."
The first said, "I wish I were smarter."
So, she became a redhead.
The second blonde said, "I wish I were smarter than she is."
She became a brunette.
The third blond ordered, "I wish I were smarter than both of them!"
So, she became a man.
next one
A blonde and a brunette decide to start a farm together. They add up their life savings into a total of $200.00.
Then, the blonde decided to purchase a bull with it. The brunette agrees, and so the brunette leaves to go find the perfect bull. When she does she is to telegram the blonde and tell her to come get it.
Finally, the brunette find the bull of her dreams. The farmer says he wants $200 for it. The brunette, thinking she can get a better deal, says no to his offer.
The farmer says, "Alright then, I'll give you a great deal, how about $199.00?"
The brunette accepts and buys the bull. She has $1.00 left for the telegram. The telegram guy says, "It's $1.00 per word." The brunette thinks about this and says,"Comfortable, write that."
"Comfortable?" the guy questions.
"Yes, you see she reads slow."
and all credit goes to ahajokes
This post has been edited by GoveaMaster: 06 December 2003 - 02:40 AM
#45
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Posted 30 December 2003 - 02:10 AM
Q: what do you call a blonde who dyes her hair red?
A: aritificiall intelligence.
Q: how do you keep a blonde busy?
A: Write turn this over on both sides of an index card.
Q: how many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: No answer, a blonde's not smart enough to do that.
i got plenty more
A: aritificiall intelligence.
Q: how do you keep a blonde busy?
A: Write turn this over on both sides of an index card.
Q: how many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: No answer, a blonde's not smart enough to do that.
i got plenty more
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