[frty12345]

dumb blonde jokes....what im blond! and im not dumb, im hot tho.....jokin im not that good looking.....im ugly lol

[Tichlodorus]

Q:what did the blondes right leg say to the left?
A:nothing the've never met!

Q:whats the differance between a brick and a blonde?
A:the brick doesn't follow you around once its been laid!

heh heh

[Final F8]

lol. Good ones

Try to keep em a bit cleaner though, we try to keep these forums G-rated

[frty12345]

lol. Good ones

Try to keep em a bit cleaner though, we try to keep these forums G-rated 

lol blonds in genral? becuse im 14 and ive been laid but i didnt follow them after that.......(sorry for the rated pg-13 part ill make my next post rated g...)

[Michael02024]

I got a blonde joke 2 actully.


1st. Theres 3 ladies and a guy. Theres a blonde a brunette and a red-head. The man is black. Their on a plane and its falling from the sky. There is 3 parachutes and a parachute with silverware in it. They dont know who is going to take the fake parachute.

The brunette says to the blonde, "You are the best player on the soccer team you can't die." she grabs a parachute and jumps. The black man says, " You are the mayor of New York." He grabs a parachute and jumps. Then the red-head says, "You are the best movie star" She jumps with a parachute. $o the blonde grabs the parachute with silverware and jumps. Not funny right? no

2nd. What if a blonde throws a grenade at you?
[COLOR=red] Duh. Pull the pin and trow it back.

[Zinru Blake]

I got one


The was a blond walking home from work when she saw a brunette jumping on a railroad yelling 22! 22! 22!
so the blond goes and joins her.Right before the train hits the brunette she jumps off the train tracks and the blond get hit by the train.Then the brunette goes back on and starts yelling 23! 23! 23!

[Zandabyte]

Thare are 3 girls on a iland and thay all get 1 wish the first wishes for a raft and gos to the shore the second wishes for a yat and gos to shore the thired wishes she was a man and walks across the brige

[Slothy]

Blonde Nurse

Why did the blonde nurse take a red magic marker to work?
In case she had to draw some blood.

How can you tell a blond has been working at a computer?
There is white out all over the screen.

How do blondes' braincells die?
Alone.

Why cant blondes make ice cubes?
Because they dont have the recipie!

Blonde Trapped on an Isand

A blonde is trapped on an island. She learns how to swim and decides to go swim to shore. When she was only 1/4 away from shore, she swam back, complaining that she was too tired.

Two Blondes on thier Way to Disneyland

Two Blondes were in a car and came to a fork in a road and the sign said Disneyland left...
So they turned around and went home.

How do you make a blonde's eyes sparkle?
Shine a flashlight into her ear.

those are just some of the blonde jokes lol

I dont get it.

[Re@dy_2_Ki!l]

I dont get it.

What do u mean you don't get it?
They're all fairly obvious
to "draw" blood,
white out on the screen, trying to white out her mistakes,
Alone because they only have one braincell,
The island joke, she's has swam over half way (3/4) and she decides to turn back which is much further than just swimming 1/4 way to get to the shore.
The Disneyland joke is that "Disneland 'lef't" as if they went away,
the last one, because blondes have no brain, shining a flashlight in the ear will make their eyes 'sparkle'
And even though i love blonde jokes, not all blondes are dumb or anything, just a few are admiteldly a little dimwitted

[NeoDraven]

Q: How do you sink a submarine (submerged in water) full of blondes?
A: Knock on the door (requires thinking people who read this)

[Slothy]

I dont get it.

What do u mean you don't get it?
They're all fairly obvious
to "draw" blood,
white out on the screen, trying to white out her mistakes,
Alone because they only have one braincell,
The island joke, she's has swam over half way (3/4) and she decides to turn back which is much further than just swimming 1/4 way to get to the shore.
The Disneyland joke is that "Disneland 'lef't" as if they went away,
the last one, because blondes have no brain, shining a flashlight in the ear will make their eyes 'sparkle'
And even though i love blonde jokes, not all blondes are dumb or anything, just a few are admiteldly a little dimwitted

I dont get it beacuse i dont listen 2 those kinds of jokes. in fact i dont listen 2 jokes that much anymore. Its not that its not funny and all, but i think that the blonde jokes dont make sense.

[©allum]

Q: How do you sink a submarine (submerged in water) full of blondes?
A: Knock on the door (requires thinking people who read this)

Will someone in MENSA explain this one to me? Too much thinking required to get it

[Ferret Overlord]

MENSA?