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A young couple were driving to their wedding, when they crashed into another car and died. They were now waiting outside the Pearly Gates with St Peter. They asked St Peter if they would be able to get married. St Peter said he would go and find out. The young couple waited four months before St Peter returned and told them they would be able to get married in HEaven. By now they had had plenty of time to think. They asked St Peter if things didn't work out whether they would be able to get divorced in heaven.
"OH COME ON!" St Peter shouted. "If it took me four months to find a priest up here, how long do you think it would take me to find a lawyer?"